have u ever anything dirty abt ur gf (nsfw)

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She threw up on my dikk while she was trying to deepthroat, with her dumbass :mjlol:. Was so gross because chunks got stuck in my pubes, other than that no. Never seen her shyt and we've been together for some years.

I've run red lights and cum and it makes a pinkish type hue, that's it though. Another one, I had sex with this one chick who had swamp ass, oh my god that was the worst thing ever. Every stroke was like a whiff of shyt in my came. I came sub 3 minutes and got the fukk out. I felt nasty as fukk but I still came :francis:
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:snoop:during college there was this white girl
.she was either semiferal or an alien pod person

no hygiene
probably wiped back to front
lived in a basement where she climbed through a window
after a shower,, would put the same drawers back on
she didn't change her bedsheets for months at a time
next day I'd have always have random bug bites on my body
her breath made my eyes water
and I'm pretty sure she also gave me an extra bad case of athletes foot:why:

the sad thing is she was beautiful ,, prettier than any other woman I've ever seen in person
but otherwise she was a vector for mold and disease

and sexually,, it was like she had no sense of hygiene
wanted me to use her body like a burger King playground with no basic sanitation
kept wanting vaginal sex right after anal
I was like what about.. uh.. infections
She was like :usure::mjlol:thats an old wives tale,,
"No, really, it's a bad idea"
then she said she did it with a dildo like that all the time
kept teasing me for being a prude
...knowing her,, she never washed that dildo either :scusthov:

:lupe: So one night I'm in her bed, spooned up ,,
she starts bad-mouthing her 2 housemates
And how nasty they were (!!!)
period blood, yeast infections, outbreak of lice
I'm thinking :merchant: hope my immune system holds out until morning
Soon as the student health clinic opens I'm getting in line for penicillin

even thinking about her now makes my skin itch :wow:
:to: I ain't gonna lie I had a nasty itch from reading that :mjlol:
 

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I had once a bytch throw up on me at the club cuz her ass couldnt hold her liquor in after takin molly

I was fukkin an ex gf who was into all types of rough sex so i had my belt tied to her neck while i was fukkin her doggystyle... The ho threw up a lil cuz i was chokin her too hard

Ive had shyt on my dikk quite a few times after fukkin hoz in the ass... shyt is nasty as fukk
 

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One time when I lived with my bm, I was preparing to take a shower... I was home alone and had the shower running for a good while before I decide to step in

Now we had 2 bathrooms and the one in the room had a stand up shower... I used to use the other one all the time idk why

So as I step in the shower I see spots of period blood on the wall and on the shower floor...I'm immediately disgusted and cut that shyt off

I decide not to say anything about it and check the shower to see how lon g it took the nasty bytch to clean It up...it was like 3 days brehs...so she either washed her ass in a period blood infested shower or didnt wash her ass at all

We got into an arguement and I slayed her ass bout the dirty ass shower and she got quiet as fukk...bout 30 min later she was cleaning the shower

That along with doo doo streaks in the toilet...boo boo draws sitting on the top of the dirty clothes..amongst other things...made me start going into reevaluation mode
What kind of women do you all be dating :scusthov:
 
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