Have u ever dated a buttah face???

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Yeah. And sometimes you don’t even know what it is that attracts you to that man. Back when I was 25 I remember starting at this new job, and there was a guy that from day one was steady trying to get with me. He was not attractive at all. So I was just like nah. But then one day he stood really close behind me, and my panties got wet asf. Never had a reaction to a man like that before. I was so disturbed that I jumped out of the way, and was like “what the fukk are you doing standing so close to me?” What I really meant was, “how do you got me so hot and bothered right now?:noah:.

After that day, I was like let me see about him. :lupe: Like I said dude was ugly, he even made jokes about his looks. He was tall though. But until that day where he stood behind me, I was never about to give him a shot. After that day though, my interest skyrocketed. I let him know I was interested too, lol.

Look he would flirt and touch my hands, and my body, and always want to hug, and then pick me up as a greeting(he was a foot taller than me). Never had a breh make me want to fukk that badly.

I was :banderas:at his ugly self, lol. I started dating him openly, and had everyone giving me the side eye lol about what I was doing with him.

When I quit the job a couple of months later, he said so many females that never were interested in him before were suddenly trying to get with him. I raised his stock lol—which is another interesting thing. Sometimes just having one or two females like you, can make other females get attracted to you too(like oh she liked him, must be something to him then).:obama:

I think yall just be horny :laff:

I've seen nikkaz that chix be fukkin...

i be like:what: wtf...

This bytch got the nerve to act Fly to me
 

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I have. Shorty was from trini
Phat ass
dikk sucking lips
But had a face only a mom could love
 

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Yeah. And sometimes you don’t even know what it is that attracts you to that man. Back when I was 25 I remember starting at this new job, and there was a guy that from day one was steady trying to get with me. He was not attractive at all. So I was just like nah. But then one day he stood really close behind me, and my panties got wet asf. Never had a reaction to a man like that before. I was so disturbed that I jumped out of the way, and was like “what the fukk are you doing standing so close to me?” What I really meant was, “how do you got me so hot and bothered right now?:noah:.

After that day, I was like let me see about him. :lupe: Like I said dude was ugly, he even made jokes about his looks. He was tall though. But until that day where he stood behind me, I was never about to give him a shot. After that day though, my interest skyrocketed. I let him know I was interested too, lol.

Look he would flirt and touch my hands, and my body, and always want to hug, and then pick me up as a greeting(he was a foot taller than me). Never had a breh make me want to fukk that badly.

I was :banderas:at his ugly self, lol. I started dating him openly, and had everyone giving me the side eye lol about what I was doing with him.

When I quit the job a couple of months later, he said so many females that never were interested in him before were suddenly trying to get with him. I raised his stock lol—which is another interesting thing. Sometimes just having one or two females like you, can make other females get attracted to you too(like oh she liked him, must be something to him then).:obama:


I told y'all this bolded statement as real.
when i was a fly on the wall in a matriarch dominate profession.
now you got a female telling you to confirm.

get your weight up and some game.



art barr
 

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I think yall just be horny :laff:

I've seen nikkaz that chix be fukkin...

i be like:what: wtf...

This bytch got the nerve to act Fly to me

I haven’t met a breh that’s made me wet like that, just from standing close. He’s the only one. Interesting.
 

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I haven’t met a breh that’s made me wet like that, just from standing close. He’s the only one. Interesting.

Get wet from Mortimer Mouse, brehettes

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I haven’t met a breh that’s made me wet like that, just from standing close. He’s the only one. Interesting.

I'm sure theres some ugly ass nikkaz on here too.

They just gotta make their move..
That thing would be gushy in no time.

Anyway... energy is a real thing.
He had 2 energy fingers up under ur skirt, rubbing on u. He had another energy finger around back, playing with ur a$$hole...

:whew: oooweee thats a cold muthafuka
 

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What grown ass secure man cant admit to hittin it off with some ugly girl jump offs?

First and only chick I ever seen legit squirt on some pornhub, soaked sheets shyt was a thick butter face. My last choice of four friends i ran into at a bar one night. Took her number. Went to her crib the next week. She had one of those big clits you can flick back and forth without searching for it. Not my preference but I like to please the box so i went in and made her wet. Got to the fukkin and i couldnt believe the water works. I thought squirting was fake porno theatrics until then. That shyt is forever stuck in my head. That ugly bytch holds a special place in my heart.

I once dated one particular girl who looked kond of like Phylis Hyman in the face. Not "ugly" by a long shot (Hyman was gorgeous) but you get what im saying. She had the same type of droopy face (and thick lips). Her body was crazy tho. Slim mid section, smooth legs, cute feet, nice ass, HUGE t*ts. Im talking big girl sets but with a slim girl body. Yall know what im talkin about :ohlawd:
 

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I have and she treated me well.i honestly liked her a lot and her personality made her 6 face and 8 body an overall 8 due to her personality.
 

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What grown ass secure man cant admit to hittin it off with some ugly girl jump offs?

First and only chick I ever seen legit squirt on some pornhub, soaked sheets shyt was a thick butter face. My last choice of four friends i ran into at a bar one night. Took her number. Went to her crib the next week. She had one of those big clits you can flick back and forth without searching for it. Not my preference but I like to please the box so i went in and made her wet. Got to the fukkin and i couldnt believe the water works. I thought squirting was fake porno theatrics until then. That shyt is forever stuck in my head. That ugly bytch holds a special place in my heart.

I once dated one particular girl who looked kond of like Phylis Hyman in the face. Not "ugly" by a long shot (Hyman was gorgeous) but you get what im saying. She had the same type of droopy face (and thick lips). Her body was crazy tho. Slim mid section, smooth legs, cute feet, nice ass, HUGE t*ts. Im talking big girl sets but with a slim girl body. Yall know what im talkin about :ohlawd:

Mine had a big clit and was a squirter too!...

Maybe there's a connection somewhere lol
 
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