have yall ever masturbated to an XXL BBW way below your standards then felt suicidal after?
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Yum!
I gave you a like until I typed it in
Give me my like back fakkit.
It wasn't a thick redbone on a couch?
Antwon Mitchell
Banned
Luckily (thanks to other bruhs) I didn't search because I woulda had to neg you
It wasn't a thick redbone on a couch?
but like I said before...Y'all dudes be gay asf on here man
Eternally Jaded
Superstar
I gave you a like until I typed it in
Give me my like back fakkit.
I'm like, did this nikka get me to search some tranny ish??
Then I saw who dapped him n feel like I should've seen it coming.
Eternally Jaded
Superstar
I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed in myself tbh.
oh shyt son. met her in a club called dinosaurs off in laurel, maryland back in 2001. she was with 4 of her homegirls & i was with my army nikkas. EVERYBODY hoes included was staring at ms. deja like the 8th wonder of the world lol. the club, funny enough was majority white with blacks second and asians/others third but straight hip hop. beautiful lay out fully equipped with a fly seating area outside
saw her while kickin it to this tall chick on the terrace and immediately excused myself to spit at deja. and nah i didn't know she was a porn star but suspected she did something with that body. strip, whatever...
i go hard in the paint yall. so i stepped up and spit at her with gusto. little did i know my harlem nikka al boogie was right behind me (dark skin, handsome gang and 6 foot 3 smh). so i had lil mama laughing, grabbed her hand and took her on the dance floor when they played that iconz get fukked up (yall remember that blassic?). nikka them titties made no sense but the ass was ridonkulous too so she backed that up. everybody was staring because she had on a white spandex mini dress with a plunging neckline. i felt up on all that no cap
so after a few records and light convo she said she was feeling new york nikkas hard. i was gassed. until the bytch said "oh but so is my friend, dance with her while i dance with your boy. " friend was a stripper too but i ain't really into biracial chicks like that no hate. she had a gang of tattoos, white girl nose and hair, and slimmer body which simply wasn't as awe inspiring as deja. but fukk it, i banged with her while my nikka al scooped ms. deja and my other comedian nikka murphy from texas got with a pretty brown skin joint that would have gorilla'd the game if she lost like 60 lbs. but he dug huge bbw hoes just fine so he was happy. my other nikkas got rejected because they were too thirsty lol so the six of us broke out and hit a motel
long story short we all fukked but al got deja kid. make matters worse he was team slim latina/white girl and gave a fukk about this bytch (ptsd from getting dissed by sistas about his complexion in the 80's wtf) thought she was too fat and dissed her weave saying it was tacky. pretty nikkas the worst yall lol smh. make matters worse she stalked that nikka low key and kept complaining about the hoe at work (he was my supervisor). i ain't team ugly, more like team cute as broads have referred to me as. but this was one of them beautiful nikkas no mango. wasn't nobody competing with this tall, morris chestnut ass nikka who could play ball, fight and sing to hoes like the nikka from mint condition. on everything he was a walking cheat code. anyway man she lived in baltimore and actually started giving him bread whenever he went around there. bought this nikka timbs, iceberg, watches and all that. eventually he got with a wack ass puerto rican hoe, wifed her, and cut deja off completely
anyway that's my story yall. and at the least i felt up on both the titties & ass while we were dancing. but that's where it ended
team handsome stay undefeated yall
It’s time to give up fapping and porn when you enter the dark dimension looking for nastier shyt to get that nut off brehs and then feeling wrong about it.
It’s demonic brehs.
Save yourselves brehs.
Then it’s time to go down the rabbit hole. Smh.
It’s demonic brehs.
Save yourselves brehs.
These brehs stroking 24/7 till regular shyt don’t excite no more.How y'all nikkas be having no standards, even in your fantasies?
Then it’s time to go down the rabbit hole. Smh.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Negged
(Lean Ambrose)
" Your all going to diiiiiie, pew pew pew"
LMFAO nikka got me too...I gave you a like until I typed it in
Give me my like back fakkit.
Mandarin Duck
Majestic and Highfalutin
Naw its not
You ain't seen that thread about the average woman being 170 lbs?
Dudes were in there saying you a cac if you like women in shape
