Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Didn't care but pretty ass Indian bytch. On my top at work licking her lips message Hit me on the job messenger like lets talk dirty on the job messenger brehs. So glad I didn't fuKk. Indian girls are crazy.
I am a IT Bul so I wear the nice khakis she would stare all day at my crotch at work around people shyt was mad awkward pause.
Unappreciated gem here. They're fukking psycho. Every Indian chick I've met past a certain age is off the damn charts.

You IT guys always have story about your Indian co-workers
look. It took me a few seconds to process what happened as we had just met 2 days prior. She was flirting with intent to take it further, which I didn't mind.
I wonder why that is