This fat bytch used to pick on me in HS. She was ugly as hell and fat with a fatter fatty. I couldn't understand why she stayed putting the paws on me, like legit folding me up everybody laughing n shyt im like "Can one of y'all come get this big ass bytch

" I used to cut class just to not have to deal with her. Teacher was an old ass Mexican he didn't give a fukk bout nun but the check.
Anyway, I hit her up on FB a few months ago cause she posted on a mutual friends status, and asked her why she was on that with me. Well I'm sure we can all guess the answer. The bytch liked me. Knew where I lived, knew my full name still after all these years, knew bout the lil hoes I was fukkin around with at school, etc. I mean damn. I figured she had liked me but I had no idea it was that deep.
Naturally I just

like why you aint ever say nun then?! You thought whoopin my ass was gonna get it done lmao.
By the way, I was already 6 feet by my junior year in highschool, this bytch like 5'4. I just had a strict policy on no hitting women but she's the closest I ever been to stealing on a bytch like she was a grown ass man