Back around 2003 when I was out visiting family for the summer in Oakland, me and my cousin decided to roll out to San Diego.
We were out near Gaslamp when we got approached by this Canadian couple, who chit chatted us for a bit asking about the town and shyt...we didn't know a fukking thing about SD but we were having fun bullshytting them. After a few minutes of that, they invited us to have a drink with them...my antennas immediately went up, mainly because I thought it was a set up but my cousin wanted to get a free beer out of it so I went along with it.
So we're sitting out on the patio chillin, still chopping it up and I'm casually glancin at the wife and she's over here discreetly licking her straw and shyt, I assume my cousin saw it too because he's hitting me hard on the thigh trying to get my attention. The husband is seemingly clueless because nikkas were not even giving him eye contact because we were starin right at the wife..I start to feel something hitting my foot and I immediately think it's my cousin so I shoot him a
and when we look at each other he's giving me the same
. We look at her and she's..
at us..this bytch is playing footsies with us. At this point, I'm trying to make sense of what the fukk is going on because the shyt is so obvious and the husband is completely ignoring this. I'm basically thinking we shouldve came down here strapped because I'm thinking these two are on some bonnie and clyde shyt. So my dumbass cousin hits on the arm and says, "I need to go to the bathroom"...I'm like...
you telling me for?? This dude literally drags me over the side while excusing us and he's like.."I think this bytch wants to fukk man." I'm like "Naw, she's married man." and he starts saying that we may come up on some cash cause they may want us to smash. I'm like
and apparently my cousin has done this before with the shyt he tells me while we're in a huddle and begs to do it because he's in "a drought".
We go back to the table and basically the wife has her titties almost sitting out
and at this point the dude blows the lid off and says..."My wife likes black guys as you can see." The dude says it so smooth and low that he sounded damn near scary..He starts saying that he likes to see his wife get DP'd and punished and all this other shyt..this dude was like, you can even cum in her p*ssy and mouth. This dude was straight up pimpin this bytch...so she finally speaks up and says I know you two know you want this hot p*ssy...My cousin is
already. I'm still
... but the husband pulls a fold with some credit cards and a wad of cash...so now I'm like
myself and the dude simply says "I'll pay you for your time"...
....there's much more to this but this shyt DOES happen.
and 
at the same time
...go ahead and fukk her"
. One look at you and she'll leave me for sure...
but she deserves the best so i guess its ok 
in here. 