have you ever been catfished?!?!

[Tommy Knocks]

im from the old school before interntet chat rooms and dating sites.

we had the partyline and people mailed their mall photo pictures. you couldnt retouch that shyt.

be like, wait your voice don't match your face.

i guess you could mail someone elses photo.

 

[Jparker]

im from the old school before interntet chat rooms and dating sites.

we had the partyline and people mailed their mall photo pictures. you couldnt retouch that shyt.

be like, wait your voice don't match your face.

i guess you could mail someone elses photo.

What are you talking about breh?

 

[RealestSinceKumbaya]

As a young lad back in the AOL 6.0 days I was talking to this one chick for a lil' minute that was from Queens. She hit me with the "I don't have a scanner" excuse but I believed her, cause I didn't have a scanner either. But we had alotta shyt in common, she was cool as fukk, and she had a sexy voice over the phone, so it was all good. So after a few months of talking/vibing, I finally got a cousin of mine and to drive me out to QU after telling him I'll pay gas and toll and a dub of haze, and telling them she's gonna have her homegirls there. So we get there, she buzzes us in, and when I see her, let's just say she's not what I expected. I was dissapointed as fukk, I got stuck with the ugly friend but at this point I'm like 14 and not getting any type of action, so I'm fukk it, I'll take one for the team. After that, we hung a few times, got some decent head from her and fell outta contact cause her and her moms moved out to South Jersey. We got back in contact a few years later and she's still cool peoples to this day, so I guess it wasn't all bad.

 

[Mac071415]

Thread is great and all and ima let you finish..

But smokey and Rita is the greatest catfish of all time !!!!!

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[YouLoveMe]

I got catfished 3 times when i was young. This one chick i met on a chatline, voice was soooo sexy. We decided to meet up. I went to her house around 3 in the mourning, knocked, she opened the door and it was a fat old lady with a big diamond on her forehead asking me "where the weed at". I ran the fukkk out of the there.

This one girl i met on Myspace her name was Sam. She messaged me first telling me i was adorable and wanted to get to know me. Keep in mind, she never uploaded her Myspace pics so i had no clue how she looked like. I met her mom and brother over the phone. Long story short, i begged her to upload her pics because i was desperate to see her, I was really falling for this chick. She uploaded her pics and when i seen her i nearly caught one of those Fred Stafford heart attacks. The b!tch looked like a cooked Wesley Snipes. The bytch was skinny and bald headed. She looked like Whoopi when she put her husband in check, ol "

You gone do right by me looking azz hoe".


And the 3rd time i got catfished....well lets just say i embarrassed myself by having phone sex with Precious.

I was a wild dude growing up.

 

[aqualung]

Never catfished. I date professional people. It is easy to check whether someone is admitted to practice medicine in x state. Grown folk don't really lie about shyt like that. They have better things to do...like the practice of medicine in x state.

--> aq out <--

 

[YouLoveMe]

Never catfished. I date professional people. It is easy to check whether someone is admitted to practice medicine in x state. Grown folk don't really lie about shyt like that. They have better things to do...like the practice of medicine in x state.

--> aq out <--

If that's you in your avi pic, you got a nikka over here blushing.

 

[Mac071415]

If that's you in your avi pic, you got a nikka over here blushing.

You have bad taste. She's alright.

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[YouLoveMe]

You have bad taste. She's alright.

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Lakers in 5 fakkit.

 

[The Jewnited States]

got myspace angled a few times :haha: bytch in the pic girl is like 150 she shows up shes 250

same shyt happened to my boy in senior year of highschool


girl was mad cute on myspace in all her 10 or so pics. started texting my boy and decided to meet up after school since our schools were 5 minutes apart. he tells her to meet him at this bbq joint in a shopping center we always used to hang out with. we post up around the corner and see 2 girls sitting at the table....one pretty small, one lookin like a whale. he decides to text her right then and see which one is on the phone to reply.. of course it's the fat one

we bounced outta there laughing our asses off because he was so gassed up off those pics

 

[Binary]

Nope.

 

[Justice]

Funny enough, considering how much time I waste spend on the internet, it's never happened to me. I had two online friends back in the AIM days (one was a girl from the UK, the other a guy from NY/Brooklyn) but it was just casual chit chat, nothing that escalated to the point where I wanted to meet them or some shyt. Went to college and kind of forgot about them and AIM. Sometimes, I wonder whatever happened to them because it was sort of fun to have someone to talk to whenever you were on the computer and they knew about all the cool stuff on the internet (free software/movies/music) but it's not that important so, meh.

That chick did have a pair of tig ol bitties but nah, I wasn't interested in her like that. She was alright...

 

[Mowgli]

Yea, had this 5'11 chick. Woke up next to her in the morning after she had got up 2 wash her face in the middle of the night. I was lookin at her gorilla grill. I didnt know who that person was. P was fire though.

 

[MikeyK]

My boy was talking to some girl off asian avenue waaay back in the day like 99-00. He got her to do a meet up but didn't wanna go alone so he asked me and another friend to come with. We get to this lil coffee shop looking for the girl but some random ass chick approaches him sayin wut up. It's her......

The bytch been sending mad fake pics. The whole time my boy is like

But I'm in the back like

We all sit down and start talking and 5 mins in my boy goes to the washroom. 10 minutes pass and I'm like where the fukk is this guy, I know he ain't trying to leave me with these ugmo's. I decide to go get him so I go inside the washroom and its empty.





I leave the washroom thinking where the fukk did he go. He couldn't have went out the door, we would've seen him. Ain't no windows in the washroom, he pulled some solid snake shyt. Then I look right in front of me.....the back door.



This fukking guy....

 

[YEAHitsHER]

Back in the day I was on bearshare (downloading music)...they also had I.m on there..this dude hit me up and in his avi he had a pic of Reggie bush.. Around the time he got in the league...I knew it wasn't him becuz I'm a big football fan ( go pats!!!) so I ask him is that him (seeing if the nikka would lie)...of course he said it was..I was like nikka that ain't you that's Reggie...needless to say he never wrote back

I guess I didn't really get catfished