This was back before Hitch made this a popular go to move

It was a Friday back when I was in college
I usually have no classes that day but worked both my jobs
Left Niketown(second job) around 8pm and decided
To get some food at Cha-Cha-Cha in the Haight
And grab a drink at the bar down the street
After getting my grub on
Was walking down the street and saw a creh really going in
On some Filipino chick(turns out she was Thai)
Wasn’t my business so I KIM
Got to the bar and ordered my drink at the time
Incredible Hulk

And was just watching a SF Giants game
So I see ol girl walk in while creh still following
She comes and sits down by me
Still not my business
I just had a long day and really ain’t for the bullshyt
So creh kicking the hardest game in his J.Crew suit
Talking about
“I’m a high level exec at Bank of America”
“I got a crib in Pacific Heights”
“I can do this this, this”
In my mind I’m like
but I can visibly see she is

And creh seems a little way beyond tipsy
He kept going on and on
And I’m just looking at the fukkery
She locks eyes with me

So now I feel obligated to
Now my outfit consisted of
Black B-ball Shorts
White Nike Tee
Bape Hoodie
High Socks
Jordan 3 Black Cement
SF New Era
It’s a reason why I listed this
So I order another Incredible Hulk
With a red wine
So I get up and act like I’m going to another table
She is still watching me with

eyes
Just looking for someone to help

So I walk by them and turn around
Me: Christine is that you

Her:
Creh:

Me: Christine Garcia right..
You where in my Intro to Japanese class last semester


Her: Yeah..
Yeah that’s me

Creh:

Me: I thought that was you..
Haven’t seen you around campus lately
How you been
Hope I’m not interrupting

Her: No, No..
You’re not interrupting..
How have you been..
You meeting somebody here..
I see you have two drinks

By this time creh red faced as shyt
Creh: Look bud..
You are clearly not in her league..
I can tell by the way your dressed
Scram


Her: How dare you talk to my friend like that..
It’s you who are not in my league

Creh: bytch who you talking to

Now the end of the bar we are at
Starts looking

Me: I think she made her choice

Creh: You know what
fukk you
fukk that bytch
fukk this bar
And walks out
Her: Thank you so much..
He’s been bothering for the last 30 minutes

Me: No problem..
Not meeting anybody here
So you can have this glass of wine on me

Went back to watching the game by myself and left her at the bar
Since she pointed out her friends finally showed up
Didn’t talk to her for the rest of the night but spoke when leaving
Me: It was nice meeting you Christine

Her: It’s actually Sunny

Me: Okay Sunny

You don’t have to tell me your real name..
Not looking to stalk you

Her/her friends: It really is her name



Me: Well goodnight

So I’m outside waiting for the bus
And she comes out
Her: So you just not going to ask for my number

Me: Really not even thinking about you like that
Or
Hooking up with anybody
Just had a bad breakup and the last situation
I tried to set up
I ended up in a veterinarian hospital with a cat

Her:

Me: Long Story

Her: I can drive you home
I just want to thank you for your help

Where do you live

Me: 42nd and Taraval
Her:
I live in West Portal
Come on

So we chopping it up in the car
She actually worked for SFGate newspaper
Anyway get to my crib
Me: Thanks for the ride
Nice meeting you

Her: Not going to invite me in

Me: Look I have work in 4 hours
And p*ssy is the last thing on my mind

Her: You really an a$$hole/jerk aren’t you

Me: I did my part tonight and I’m just really not horny

Her: Fine then
And sped off
I finally get up my stairs
Open the door and lay down on the couch
20 mins later I here a knock at the door

Me: WHO IN THE fukk IS IT

Her: It’s Sunny..
Please open up for just one minute

So I open the door and this bih attacks me
I just had to oblige



Dated for damn near a year but that relationship was toxic as fukk

Make up to break up
Hate sex
All kinds of fukkery
Heard from her last year
Still looks good
No kids
Divorced
Works at some news station I forgot
And still crazy
