went there for my birthday a few yrs back. one of the strippers put me on game after blowing a few hundredAnd how do you know this, Mr. Black Power?
Have you ever experienced the V.I.P. room at the strip club? What happens?
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Never do V.I.P. rooms I'm that type of nicca that tries to flirt with these strippers like the regular bishes
One time tho at this one joint in deep in East Los I had two straigh 20 dollar lapdances from this stripper and she was feeling me like crazy
She suggested I get the $200 V.I.P room and I was like I don't know ma lemme think about it. After I come back from my stogie she's waiting for me by the ATM likeLooking fine as fvck this Latina with crazy curves nice natural t*ts and one of the nicest asses I've seen.
So I go up to her and she's pressing me to get the room talkin bout we gon have a great time and that it comes with champange.
Then I ask, what can I do to you in there? She says, whatever you wantthen she leans forward and says "I'll even let you hit it in the back"
I went fromto
Ended up not doing it cuz I had $200 left to live on for the month and it was like the 10th
BedRoomI'z
All Money In
went there for my birthday a few yrs back. one of the strippers put me on game after blowing a few hundred
Never do V.I.P. rooms I'm that type of nicca that tries to flirt with these strippers like the regular bishes
One time tho at this one joint in deep in East Los I had two straigh 20 dollar lapdances from this stripper and she was feeling me like crazy
She suggested I get the $200 V.I.P room and I was like I don't know ma lemme think about it. After I come back from my stogie she's waiting for me by the ATM like
So I go up to her and she's pressing me to get the room talkin bout we gon have a great time and that it comes with champange.
Then I ask, what can I do to you in there? She says, whatever you want
I went from
Ended up not doing it cuz I had $200 left to live on for the month and it was like the 10th
I Wouldve fukked Around & Did It, Then Killed Myself When Post Nut Clarity Hit
Mr Hate Coffee
Veteran
Strippers are just like regular bishes. They make some guys pay and give it up easily for others.
Case in point, like @LucaBrasi I just talk to strippers like regular people and flirt with them. Typically they'll come over and say a bunch of dumb shyt but I keep my cool and spit game. I might toss a few singles their way but I always reject the dances. I've come to know a few strippers personally. The stories they tell are hilarious.
From what I've learned I'd never take a chick to the VIP room its not worth it. Chris Rock already told you that it's no sex in the champagne room. You can flip the situation tho and ask homegirl how much she charges for private dances (outside the club) or if she's willing to do a party with some of your friends. I've gotten a few numbers this way (after having a stripper I know vouch that I wasn't crazy). Hell on a slow night you can ask a stripper what her buyout is (girls usually have to pay the club a fee if they leave early.) You see one that looks tired and bored you could offer to pay her buyout and what she could have potentially made for the night to come home with you. On a slow night that might be less than $300.
But if you're that pressed to hit a stripper, take that $300 and use it in a foreign country. In San Juan, PR... for about $250 you can point out the baddest stripper in the place and take her to a private room and fukk her. In the Dominican Republic, for the equivalent of $60 american dollars you can fukk any stripper you want.
and
I'm not saying I fukk strippers, but I know a few and I'm hip to the shyt that goes on in strip clubs. I'm also a generally cool and confident character. Your mileage may vary.
Case in point, like @LucaBrasi I just talk to strippers like regular people and flirt with them. Typically they'll come over and say a bunch of dumb shyt but I keep my cool and spit game. I might toss a few singles their way but I always reject the dances. I've come to know a few strippers personally. The stories they tell are hilarious.
From what I've learned I'd never take a chick to the VIP room its not worth it. Chris Rock already told you that it's no sex in the champagne room. You can flip the situation tho and ask homegirl how much she charges for private dances (outside the club) or if she's willing to do a party with some of your friends. I've gotten a few numbers this way (after having a stripper I know vouch that I wasn't crazy). Hell on a slow night you can ask a stripper what her buyout is (girls usually have to pay the club a fee if they leave early.) You see one that looks tired and bored you could offer to pay her buyout and what she could have potentially made for the night to come home with you. On a slow night that might be less than $300.
But if you're that pressed to hit a stripper, take that $300 and use it in a foreign country. In San Juan, PR... for about $250 you can point out the baddest stripper in the place and take her to a private room and fukk her. In the Dominican Republic, for the equivalent of $60 american dollars you can fukk any stripper you want.
and
I'm not saying I fukk strippers, but I know a few and I'm hip to the shyt that goes on in strip clubs. I'm also a generally cool and confident character. Your mileage may vary.
stepbackj34spud
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went there for my birthday a few yrs back. one of the strippers put me on game after blowing a few hundred
Strippers are just like regular bishes. They make some guys pay and give it up easily for others.
Case in point, like @LucaBrasi I just talk to strippers like regular people and flirt with them. Typically they'll come over and say a bunch of dumb shyt but I keep my cool and spit game. I might toss a few singles their way but I always reject the dances. I've come to know a few strippers personally. The stories they tell are hilarious.
From what I've learned I'd never take a chick to the VIP room its not worth it. Chris Rock already told you that it's no sex in the champagne room. You can flip the situation tho and ask homegirl how much she charges for private dances (outside the club) or if she's willing to do a party with some of your friends. I've gotten a few numbers this way (after having a stripper I know vouch that I wasn't crazy). Hell on a slow night you can ask a stripper what her buyout is (girls usually have to pay the club a fee if they leave early.) You see one that looks tired and bored you could offer to pay her buyout and what she could have potentially made for the night to come home with you. On a slow night that might be less than $300.
But if you're that pressed to hit a stripper, take that $300 and use it in a foreign country. In San Juan, PR... for about $250 you can point out the baddest stripper in the place and take her to a private room and fukk her. In the Dominican Republic, for the equivalent of $60 american dollars you can fukk any stripper you want.
and
$ 300 tho?
A nikka can get a big booty or stripper type bytch off BP for half that doing a fraction of the work.
Can somebody tell me what's the point of throwing/wasting money on strippers/strip clubs if you're not even going to fukk? You can't even touch bytches in a lot of clubs, right? I'm confused as hell. I can see throwing a couple of dollars, buying drinks and having a good time.. but nikkas talkin bout dropping hundreds and not even getting p*ssy. Then when they do work something out, these bytches be charging wild cake to fukk. One dude on here said a stripper wanted $400 to fukk.
This is why when one of my nikkas ask me to go to the strip club I always say no. And I've been ask so many times.
Mr Hate Coffee
Veteran
$ 300 tho?
A nikka can get a big booty or stripper type bytch off BP for half that doing a fraction of the work.
Can somebody tell me what's the point of throwing/wasting money on strippers/strip clubs if you're not even going to fukk? You can't even touch bytches in a lot of clubs, right? I'm confused as hell. I can see throwing a couple of dollars, buying drinks and having a good time.. but nikkas talkin bout dropping hundreds and not even getting p*ssy. Then when they do work something out, these bytches be charging wild cake to fukk. One dude on here said a stripper wanted $400 to fukk.
This is why when one of my nikkas ask me to go to the strip club I always say no. And I've been ask so many times.
We agree with each other. I'm just sayin if nigs wanna spend that $300 there are better ways to go about getting the desired result.
Never do V.I.P. rooms I'm that type of nicca that tries to flirt with these strippers like the regular bishes
One time tho at this one joint in deep in East Los I had two straigh 20 dollar lapdances from this stripper and she was feeling me like crazy
She suggested I get the $200 V.I.P room and I was like I don't know ma lemme think about it. After I come back from my stogie she's waiting for me by the ATM like
So I go up to her and she's pressing me to get the room talkin bout we gon have a great time and that it comes with champange.
Then I ask, what can I do to you in there? She says, whatever you want
I went from
Ended up not doing it cuz I had $200 left to live on for the month and it was like the 10th
Sounds like she was trying to work you out of your money
Her job is to be convincing
$ 300 tho?
A nikka can get a big booty or stripper type bytch off BP for half that doing a fraction of the work.
Can somebody tell me what's the point of throwing/wasting money on strippers/strip clubs if you're not even going to fukk? You can't even touch bytches in a lot of clubs, right? I'm confused as hell. I can see throwing a couple of dollars, buying drinks and having a good time.. but nikkas talkin bout dropping hundreds and not even getting p*ssy. Then when they do work something out, these bytches be charging wild cake to fukk. One dude on here said a stripper wanted $400 to fukk.
This is why when one of my nikkas ask me to go to the strip club I always say no. And I've been ask so many times.
Attention
A strip club is a place where niiggas can feel like stars because they are throwing money around. Niiggas want to show off. That's all it is.
Ultimate Warrior
All Star
***snorts 29seconds***
Deja Vu in tacoma,
, goin 2 support my potna, his last day of being a bachelor, one of my other friends hyped this hoe up to be a-1, we talked about the spot everyday told the nikka plannin it aint no hoes in that area, all the harlots over their look like junkies and bad built, we better off taking a flight down south somewhere, get down there clubs aint as strict and the women better lookin.
Best man nah, got a homegirl who work there she bad as fukk got connections and me her n the manager real cool, vip is on the house, long as we tip good..
We met at the bestman spot 3 of the broads was at the nikka house the homegirl in the nikka bathroom with a big bytch he introduced her
Im dying on the inside, potna called told me he was ready, so i went scooped him headed to the club as planned, and best man called me and was like warrior one of the girls saw u and wanted to holla at u she a freak too ima send you a pic
, potna askin wha the harlots look like man i know dee always saying he got some bad ones blind folded my potna, walked em in got em in vip, that nikka was pissed, he started muffin harlots left and right, tombout he wanted to go out with a bang, not fukk with these buckshot faced ass bytches. Warrior get me out of here before i kill dee.
2 of my potnas called up some of their swinger friends, followed them there, dropped him off, and laughed the rest of the way home.nikka never see somebody get demoted at a wedding
Deja Vu in tacoma,
, goin 2 support my potna, his last day of being a bachelor, one of my other friends hyped this hoe up to be a-1, we talked about the spot everyday told the nikka plannin it aint no hoes in that area, all the harlots over their look like junkies and bad built, we better off taking a flight down south somewhere, get down there clubs aint as strict and the women better lookin.Best man nah, got a homegirl who work there she bad as fukk got connections and me her n the manager real cool, vip is on the house, long as we tip good..
We met at the bestman spot 3 of the broads was at the nikka house the homegirl in the nikka bathroom with a big bytch he introduced her
Im dying on the inside, potna called told me he was ready, so i went scooped him headed to the club as planned, and best man called me and was like warrior one of the girls saw u and wanted to holla at u she a freak too ima send you a pic
, potna askin wha the harlots look like man i know dee always saying he got some bad ones blind folded my potna, walked em in got em in vip, that nikka was pissed, he started muffin harlots left and right, tombout he wanted to go out with a bang, not fukk with these buckshot faced ass bytches. Warrior get me out of here before i kill dee.2 of my potnas called up some of their swinger friends, followed them there, dropped him off, and laughed the rest of the way home.nikka never see somebody get demoted at a wedding
Reality
Make your own luck.
Reality is...dudes lose their cotdamn minds in strip clubs. I went with a bunch of buddies and associates recently and these dudes were going full retard throwing out rent money, etc. Like someone said, these hoes are very convincing. They sell the illusion of sex. It's intoxicating. If you get a lapdance from a nice-booty broad who smells like strawberries and caresses your face like she's your girl while rubbing her ass on your dikk part of your brain is going to process the situation a certain kind of way. The part of your brain has to be decently developed to be able to resist doing stupid things in those moments.
On the other hand, some dudes (I'd say about 10-30% of a club depending on the club) really can afford it. More power to 'em. Nothing wrong w/ tricking in my eyes IF you can also get it for free. Sometimes it's nice for the transactional nature of sex to be explicit. Word to RamDam12.
part of your brain has to be decently developed to be able to resist doing stupid things in those moments. On the other hand, some dudes (I'd say about 10-30% of a club depending on the club) really can afford it. More power to 'em. Nothing wrong w/ tricking in my eyes IF you can also get it for free. Sometimes it's nice for the transactional nature of sex to be explicit. Word to RamDam12.