Was over in Barbados visiting a cousin who was at Uni. I met up with him and the knucklehead friends he made over there, we go out drinking and what's not, they high and drunk, (I didn't smoke back then) I'm just drunk and potentially setting up to get some cheeks, we on a boat coming over from a party and my cousin's friends start getting into it with some Bulla dudes (Think Gay homo thugs) and they arguing and jawing at each other on the boat.
I'm thinking these cats just getting it out they system, talking shyt, blah blah,
I ain't from here or know anyone so I'm at the bottom of the boat (1st deck) trying to distance myself from these fools incase shyt pops off on the boat. We dock, everything is cool apart from the noise, we talking up the street, them dudes STILL going at each other until I hear "Ping!" a thrown rock.
Dialogue in dialect ringing through the streets, dudes in each others faces, I'm on the side like
"I'm sipping my drink, y'all nikkas handle that." so I'm waiting for them dudes to pick up and let's go to where the fukk we going, then all I hear is backs being blown out (Pause) by hard thumps and before you know it, it's a baseball brawl with both bench cleared like almost 15 dudes deep, minus my ass (pause) so I'm sorta standing by a light post watching the shyt like
until some dude comes up, spins my shoulder and then slaps my fukking kufi off with a clout that sends me spinning in the next direction.
Now, my face is stinging, I feel tears springing to my eyes and I'm bewildered like "Yo, I'm gonna fukk this dude up!" So I stop holding my beer bottle like a beverage, reverse my grip on that shyt like a weapon and I'm moving over to him to fukking bless his skull with my Red Stripe and he gets tackled out of nowhere by a dude on the other team so I'm like
..but truth be told, my fight or flight kicking in and I want to do some damage,
.So I'm looking around seeing who I can pull off (Pause) and kick in the head or some shyt, get some brownie points or whatever, I see one dude with his back turned talking shyt, so I finish the rest of my beer, toss it in the trash (I hate littering) and I take off running with all intentions to
, scramble to my feet and just breed this fukker (pause) with kicks.
shyt was like a Willy.E.Coyote scene. I jump up, both feet off the ground expecting to knock this dude into a tree headfirst on some WWF shyt, he turn, look at me like
and simply side steps my ass and I fall directly onto my spine and hit the back of my head in the process.
Now I'm on the ground wheezing like Uncle Elroy and I look up and one of them homo thug dudes standing directly over me like
and I'm internally copping pleas thinking "Black Jesus don't let me go out getting kicked to sleep by a gay dude, please!"
......and then someone tackled him off me and I crawled over to a park bench, tried to stand up, felt my spine go "Nope." and just collapsed onto that shyt and passed out.
got embarrassed again.
