Have You Ever Had Sex With The Cleaning Lady?

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Remember when The Terminator ran all up in his help's uterus and had a kid?

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Breh likely SCREAMED like Conan when he busted that nut... "ARRRRRATRRGUHHHHGUHHHHGGGG!!! :noah:"
 

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I got a homie who swears he fukked the maid at a hotel once when we all went to Tallahassee for a graduation.

I don’t know if that shyt is true or not but the story sounds amazing.
 

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I worked in a hotel and use to flirt with a housekeeper. I didn't know spanish and she didn't know english. I would let google translate flirt with her for me lol.

One day I went on the floor that she was cleaning to flirt. Next thing I knew she had my dikk in her mouth. She was soft and smelled so good. Short, thick-right and I think she was from Panama or somethin'. I was sad when her visa expired
 
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Remember when The Terminator ran all up in his help's uterus and had a kid?

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mildred_patricia_baena.jpg


Breh likely SCREAMED like Conan when he busted that nut... "ARRRRRATRRGUHHHHGUHHHHGGGG!!! :noah:"

Strong Accent?
Big t*ts?
Alone with her in the house?

It’s going down in a major way. The cleaning lady doesn’t even have to look good...it’s just the excitement of it all honestly
 
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I worked in a hotel and use to flirt with a housekeeper. I didn't know spanish and she didn't know english. I would let google translate flirt with her for me lol.

One day I went on the floor that she was cleaning to flirt. Next thing I knew she had my dikk in her mouth. She was soft and smelled so good. Short, thick-right and I think she was from Panama or somethin'. I was sad when her visa expired

This is damn close but it’s still different compared to working in a office and you fukk the shyt out of the after hours cleaning lady or having one that comes to your house who works for you

Shout out to you though
 

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I fycked the overnight help at a small hotel in Oklahoma when driving from California to Missouri for college, does that count :manny:

So I was 19 driving back to school from summer break :shaq2: and definitely dreading getting football camp started in hot ass Missouri.

To top it off, it was my birthday and so being on the road was even worse :stopitslime:

After driving from AZ to OK I finally stop at some super small motel (horseshoe style doors facing the parking lot etc.)

I chose this place because it was right next to the gas station and Subway and decided :yeshrug: fyck it, I'm done driving for the day

So I'm 19 :myman: and I check in to the hotel and there was a woman who was probably late 20s, but in bumfyck Oklahoma, there probably ain't shyt to do for her. She was a decent white lady, nothing amazing, but definitely worth the price of admission (free :blessed:)

I chopped it up with her before checking in and she was like "happy birthday" :shaq: when I left. I ate my sandwich and walked back to the gas station later in the evening and saw her bored, so I went in and asked her if she wanted anything. No joke she said "whatever size condom you wear" and I looked at her like :krs: and we both laughed. I went to the gas station and got an ice cream sandwich and the condoms. When I walked back to my room I stopped by the front desk and said "you know where I'll be" 1/2 expecting her to shrug me off.

No shyt about 30 minutes later she called my room and said "I was just checking if you were awake, do you want company"

:banderas:

fycked the shyt outta her twice that night. :wow:
 
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