Have you ever hated a dog???

Harry Sax

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Was smashing this chick and got damn did I hated her dog.

Left her room after putting in the business and this little fukker gonna run up start barking; you know how them little dogs have Napoleon complexes.

She was like

:damn: just let him smell you so you can pet him

And I’m like :camby: I give no fukks

Had her in her feelings hella hard

The little fukker just annoyed me. Actually all little dogs like that annoy the fukk out of me for some reason

I love other dogs tho

I’m glad I’m not the only one who felt this way because I felt bad lmao
I think that might be it..bigger dogs usually know their place…but these little lap dogs be on some bullshyt

I even caught this lil bytch on top of the fukkin dinner table…and soon as she’s seen she runs to her owner and curl up in her lap

And the owner is even worse, she just watches the dog do anything and acts like she doesn’t see shyt
 

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Sure there was this big great dane on my way to the park where I’d play ball as a teenager. This fukk saw me and each time he would go :pacspit: at and get at me on some hateful shyt once I had to use my bike to shield myself . Since then I’d always run and then the owners kept him more inside but on a few occasions they would let him out chilling on his lawn. Which would catch me off guard so I started to walk with my keys in my fist ready to fukk him up in case.
He was old and died a few yrs later

RIP BOZO U fukkING bytch ASS MUTT :pacspit:
 

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MY SISTER'S DOG PISSES ME OFF. HER bytch ASS BE GROWLING AND HIFFING AT ME FOR NO REASON. MY COUSIN HAS A DOG THAT DON'T fukk WITH ME ALSO. THAT ONE IS COOL BECAUSE HE JUST DON'T WANT ME TO TOUCH HIM. I CAN DIG THAT. I JUST LEAVE HIM BE AND NO GROWLING OR BARKING.

BUT BACK TO THE LIL bytch ASS DOG. THIS LIL HOE WILL FOLLOW ME AROUND THE HOUSE BARKING AND GROWLING. I HATE THAT LIL HOE AND I SECRETLY WANT TO SLAP THE shyt OUT OF IT.
 

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Ok so y’all remember when my girls grandma ran away? They bought her a dog a while back to keep her company, and I fukkin hate this mutt

From the moment I seen it I hated it, it’s ugly as fukk

And she’s trained to the T to act just like the grandma…sneaky as fukk

The grandma have the dog all over the furniture, let the dog eat off her plate and drink out her cup

She’ll let the dog shyt and piss on the floor with no problem

I told y’all she hid French toast in her ass for the dog…I be wanting to pick that little shyt up and throw it against the wall

Lil bytch kno she ain’t supposed to be on the furniture, so she won’t do it while anyone is around,,, but as soon as she notices nobody is there , she’ll do whatever the fukk she wants because the grandma allows it…and soon as she sees someone, she’ll run and jump in her lap

The other day my girl tried to make the dog go out to use the bathroom and this lil bytch refused…I got up and grabbed a belt and started swinging…little piece of shyt STILL wouldn’t go, nikkas had to kick her outside…whole time dirty grandma giving everyone death stares for being mean to her dog, because she should be able to shyt on the floor and eat steak and drink out the cups humans use

I’m bout to poison this lil bytch next time I’m over there
Quoting this post in case something fishy happens to Grams

:scust: Your hate for her got you hating random dogs

Head straight to church in the morning
 
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