Made the mistake of letting a chick I was cool with and used to do Acid in University with when I had the Walter White Plug, how good it felt to take a piss while high.
Said the shyt felt like an extended orgasm off the relief.
Had a whole fukking TED talk in a diner about 'pleasurable contractions' related to the topic in regards to starting/stopping/holding the piss stream and she got indoctrinated, heavily and was a bit too happy to tell me about it when she did the science herself.
Ended up spending a weekend out in Zurich, when she decided to put the shyt in to play and suggest that I "Relieve" myself inside of her.
Turned it down, 'cause I'm not keen on water sports.
A chick pissed on me in the shower one time and I wanted to kick her kneecap from underneath her, I was so disgusted.
But this particular chick kept coyly pressing the issue.
Broke in on me while I was on the john, pushed mans to the back of the seat as she sat between my thighs and just started pissing.
I was drunk and high and mildly disgusted, but she sold them groans like a champ and had my stupid ass intrigued.
Broad was a pro at subterfuge, we smashed like 3-4 times after that and she waited until I had my guard down to 'enjoy herself' one time and just pissed on a breh.
Like she on top, full production performance, we both high, rolling the waves, I'm thinking she's about to climax and then Splat.
Or actually "Fwissssssss"
I got the nuts hanging out, I'm that deep and she just pissing.
Letting out these long ass groans.
Stopping, starting, Kegels, piss shivering, hyperventilating, sounding like a fukking tea kettle.
I'm just like
'cause I can't even be all the way mad with the shyt, she really getting off on the shyts, even though my entire groin region feels itchy as fukk from all this damned urine.
Now she curled up into a ball trying to catch her breath and I'm just stripping shyt off the bed to go wash in the tub 'cause ain't no way I'm walking out of any hotel, past housekeeping with them thinking that I pissed the bed on some alcoholic shyt.
Didn't try the piss thing again, but she was a damned good friend/lay/partner so we found a compromise which eventually helped her gain the knowledge on how to do that 'squirt' shyt broads be doing in porn which is ultimately just compressed urine flying out the pipes.
If you ever watch that drug addled ducktales biopic of a movie "The Dirt" based off them fakkits in Mottley Crue featuring the god Mick Mars, look for the scene of the chick doing the party trick at the beginning. She got proficient to that level with it and unlocked her own kink, bless her heart.
