Have you ever notice how so many women have a large penis story?

Rozay Oro

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I was in a serious relationship with an introverted girl for years, so I don't really got any stories of this type personally, but I've heard stories like this and seen receipts from friends about how women act once you hit one of their friends off proper. I remember going over my best friends house once 8 years ago, and once we stepped in, his mom stepped to him and started slapping him in his head, talking bout " you got these little whores calling my house, leaving nasty messages on my phone trying to sleep with you? blah blah blah, and they said you got a 10 inch dikk, is that true:merchant:"

Fam, shyt was so awkward when she said that. He just shrugged and then she played the message; and it was two girls who were just friends of a girl he slept with, trying to get a threesome with him going just because they heard how he was in bed. Granted, they were busted when I saw pics of them(had fat asses though:takedat:) but I wouldn't have believed this happened if I wasn't there to hear the voicemail.

The most depressing story though, is this same friend had a girl, who was friends with his sister and had a bit of a crush on him, thinking about cheating on her soon to be husband( I'm talking about a matter of days too), because she heard from her little sister ( whom he slept with obviously) how good he was in bed. She was talking about how she can't marry her man until she at least sleeps with him once, and it was close to going down until she called him crying, saying how she can't do that to her future husband( I was there to hear the call). I don't know if my friend would've went through with sleeping with her, but the fact that he could've spoke volumes to me about the power of word of mouth.

He has more stories like this too, and he's what alot of women would consider a nerd too ( no shade, I am too), he's a man whore just off of the strength of the girls he slept with talking about his dikk game.
Damn I want to jelq. Im avg, but im so afraid of bein turned down or a bytch fakin an asthma attack like I read a few pages ago lol :mjcry:
I never got a complain and they enjoyed it but idk. Hella jealous tho
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Jealous cause I want my dikk referraled around too :wow:
 
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Did anyone ever think that every women's vagina is different, and that means that what a women perceive as big, will be totally different to what other women perceive as big or small. Simple shyt here folks.
Been trying to tell em. :yeshrug:
 

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I've asked for measurements from the women on numerous occasions, and their measurements have always been ones of a large above average penis size which is rare.

so something ain't adding up:jbhmm:
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