Have You Ever Pooted At Work?

[Knuckles Red]

A couple months ago I was walking to my cubicle and right before I entered the office, where it is located, I

accidentally let out a small toot. I instantly walked around the office, and entered through another door.

Another time I was helping some co-workers move some boxes, and as I squatted I let out a medium sized

toot that had some bass to it. I looked around like hoping no one heard...or smelled my ass burp.

One woman had a tiny smirk on her face, and wouldn't make eye contact with me. I never interacted with

her again. So what about any of you? Ever farted at work? How did you handle the situation?

@Ness
@Giselle
@Prynce
@YeLovesBoston
@Vice Queen
@Phoenix_Knightly23
@thirdeye
@Paradise Road

 

[thirdeye]

what kinda fukkery? nah i hold them in till i reach outside or the bathroom

 

[Vice Queen]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Question should be who loudly pooted at work...

Everyone has let out a ninja sneak at least twice in life.

 

[Knuckles Red]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i poot in grocery stores on purpose n walk away n watch ppl try n see who did it

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

i poot in grocery stores on purpose n walk away n watch ppl try n see who did it

 

[Knuckles Red]

i poot in grocery stores on purpose n walk away n watch ppl try n see who did it

Are they loud? Wet? You giggle after?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Are they loud? Wet? You giggle after?

nah they be them silent but deadly mfs, im transitioning n2 going back to grocery stores, so its my way of warming up to ppl

 

[kj614]

Everyday...wtf

 

[Knuckles Red]

nah they be them silent but deadly mfs, im transitioning n2 going back to grocery stores, so its my way of warming up to ppl

You be farting on the Lunchables, too?

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

Everyday...wtf

just about.

but when I'm wokring at a dental office, I try my hardest not to fart; because if I do, it'll be right in the person's face. and that is disgusting.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

You be farting on the Lunchables, too?

nah not the meat aisle just the perishables n never the produce

 

[Paradise]

A couple months ago I was walking to my cubicle and right before I entered the office, where it is located, I

accidentally let out a small toot. I instantly walked around the office, and entered through another door.

Another time I was helping some co-workers move some boxes, and as I squatted I let out a medium sized

toot that had some bass to it. I looked around like hoping no one heard...or smelled my ass burp.

One woman had a tiny smirk on her face, and wouldn't make eye contact with me. I never interacted with

her again. So what about any of you? Ever farted at work? How did you handle the situation?

@Ness
@Giselle
@Prynce
@YeLovesBoston
@Vice Queen
@Phoenix_Knightly23
@thirdeye
@Paradise Road

LOL... . Mr. Knuckles I think everyone has farted at work intentionally or unintentionally. My mama taught me a saying when I was little... I have to let my gas go free because it might just hurt poor me!

 

[thirdeye]

i poot in grocery stores on purpose n walk away n watch ppl try n see who did it

i do this coming off the subway, no fukks given lmao.