Have You Ever Pooted At Work?

[QuavoFlow]

real men fart

 

[Knuckles Red]

i do this coming off the subway, no fukks given lmao.

You ever make the face when you finally release your booty air, and then the face when it dances up into your nostrils?

 

[Juggalo Fred]

I used to poot in other people's chairs at one job

 

[Dig]

i poot in grocery stores on purpose n walk away n watch ppl try n see who did it

 

[Vice Queen]

Fine. I make sure no one is around if I break wind in public.

BTW, break wind is my favorite euphemism for that.

 

[thirdeye]

You ever make the face when you finally release your booty air, and then the face when it dances up into your nostrils?

nah i pretend that i'm meditating, i breathe in before then toot as i exhale

 

[beanz]

One of my most gangsta moments included a fart. bytches started chatting right in the way and I couldn't do my job so I walked up right in between them and ripped a loud one . Meeting was adjourned quick.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i dont have Windows 8 tho

 

[Knuckles Red]

It would suck to be on an elevator, and let out a loud wet fart at work. And then be trapped in there with it.

 

[Juggalo Fred]

Fine. I make sure no one is around if I break wind in public.

BTW, break wind is my favorite euphemism for that.

Please tell us your farts ain't stankey

 

[kj614]

just about.

but when I'm wokring at a dental office, I try my hardest not to fart; because if I do, it'll be right in the person's face. and that is disgusting.

yeah that would suck...I sell cars..I just fart outside usually and if inside I keep it moving and watch people be like

 

[Playeroni]

Just the other day, this older lady tried crop dusting her shyt outside before she came back in. That shyt did not work at all. She seen my face was like when I smelled that death. She was like sorry I thought it wouldnt follow me in. Havent said shyt to me since.

 

[bangbreh]

i poot in grocery stores on purpose n walk away n watch ppl try n see who did it

Crop dusting

 

[Knuckles Red]

Just the other day, this older lady tried crop dusting her shyt outside before she came back in. That shyt did not work at all. She seen my face was like when I smelled that death. She was like sorry I thought it wouldnt follow me in. Havent said shyt to me since.

LOL, that must have been awkward. What did it smell like?

 

[Mr Rager]

I crop dust occasionally