Have You Ever Pooted At Work?

[At30wecashout]

Hell yea

I intermittent fast, so I am usually totally empty stomach most days while I go about my business.
At my office job, a few weeks in I started noticing I was having MAD gas, so much so I was leaving my desk every 20 minutes or so so that my coworkers
couldn't tell if it was sharp cheddar or gouda. Turns out, the lipton tea I was drinking 3-4 cups of was making me cut onions on the regs

 

[Mr Rager]

Fine. I make sure no one is around if I break wind in public.

BTW, break wind is my favorite euphemism for that.

Back home we call it cutting the cake

 

[Vice Queen]

Back home we call it cutting the cake

I've heard cut the cheese too.

 

[PortCityProphet]

All the damn time. I'm filthy at work. But my farts don't stank

 

[Mac Brown]

One night at around 9pm we were at the office late working on some audit reports during close. I let out a NICE but silent/deadly weapon in my office. Not 30 seconds later my boss (the controller) came in to ask some question she could just emailed (she always liked coming to my office) Anyways you should have seen the change on her face when she hit that wall of funk mixed with sulphur and death.

She tried to walk away, but I let out one more while she was there and asked her to come back so I could ask her something urgent .

It wasn't urgent...

I just wanted to see her suffer (I'm mean like that, because we actually get a long really well. And got fall out drunk before)

Anyways, she hesitantly turned around.

I made some shyt up for her to look at, at my desk.

She had tears in her eyes

I just internally was like

I loved the pain I inflicted

 

[Knuckles Red]

One night at around 9pm we were at the office late working on some audit reports during close. I let out a NICE but silent/deadly weapon in my office. Not 30 seconds later my boss (the controller) came in to ask some question she could just emailed (she always liked coming to my office) Anyways you should have seen the change on her face when she hit that wall of funk mixed with sulphur and death.

She tried to walk away, but I let out one more while she was there and asked her to come back so I could ask her something urgent .

It wasn't urgent...

I just wanted to see her suffer (I'm mean like that, because we actually get a long really well. And got fall out drunk before)

Anyways, she hesitantly turned around.

I made some shyt up for her to look at, at my desk.

She had tears in her eyes

I just internally was like

I loved the pain I inflicted

I would never feel that comfortable to fart at work, on purpose. But then again, I don't have a relationship with any of my co-workers. I've literally sat

for 2/3 hours holding in my farts, so I could get to my truck during my break and let them out. The one woman I farted next to, when we were lifting boxes, I was so

glad when she left and started working at a new place of employment. Never had to see her again, and have to relive the embarrassment.

 

[Boogie]

I sell cars

You the worst.

All of y'all a bunch of scumbags

 

[Playeroni]

LOL, that must have been awkward. What did it smell like?

It was because we did talk a little bit but theres no communication at all. It smelled like I said...DEATH... like she hasnt taken a shyt since I was born. When she opened the door it the fart got to me before she did

 

[kj614]

You the worst.

All of y'all a bunch of scumbags

not me..I put dreams in driveways...on volume pay vs commision...for Toyota..not bob's used cars..fukk with me

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Nearly dvery hour

Those turkey and spicy sandwiches do that to me but I can't stop eating them

Usually quiet but VERY deadly

I be like "Lord why? Help me escape this body "

"I hope Jonae ain't smell this. Just give her the stapler quickly and walk away "

 

[Knuckles Red]

Nearly dvery hour

Those turkey and spicy sandwiches do that to me but I can't stop eating them

Usually quiet but VERY deadly

I be like "Lord why? Help me escape this body "

"I hope Jonae ain't smell this. Just give her the stapler quickly and walk away "

The worst is when I hold them in all day. My stomach feels like its about to explode. My farts are super funky, but its so much air to fart out. Sometimes its overwhelming.

 

[Knuckles Red]

Nearly dvery hour

Those turkey and spicy sandwiches do that to me but I can't stop eating them

Usually quiet but VERY deadly

I be like "Lord why? Help me escape this body "

"I hope Jonae ain't smell this. Just give her the stapler quickly and walk away "

Your poots ever left a stain?

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Your poots ever left a stain?

Never

What's going on with your farts, Knux?

 

[Arris]

i poot in grocery stores on purpose n walk away n watch ppl try n see who did it

I only do that with family, you wildin

 

[Knuckles Red]

Never

What's going on with your farts, Knux?

I was hoping this thread would turn into women talking about their farting habits. Theres something about an attractive woman letting out a loud wet fart. So powerful it cracks her back.