Yes, this one time in high school, me and this group of dudes performed a medley of Boyz II Men and brought down the house. It was a talent show. We would have won the entire thing but there was this retarded duo, like literally retarded who did some bullshyt from the Blues Brothers. It was trash but everyone acted like they loved it. They were given the first place prize. I went up to one of them afterwards and tried to give him props but dude blew me off. Years later, i would be driving to school and i would be seeing this dude walking and then at the library sometimes. I thought nothing of it but i happened to see him once there when i was looking for books and he came up to me and was all like 'hey are you still an a$$hole?' then he started laughing and drawing attention to us and everyone was looking and shyt and they probably were wondering if i was.
I had had a little honey-dip with me bc the library is a great first date and i had to save face. Basically i said this to him 'yes that's funny isn't it you fukking retard? and that's why you came out during the fire drill butt-ass naked in the seventh grade.' Everyone hated me after that and the girl, who had been wife material, would no longer see me. I remember that because she had my copy of Soul Calibur at her house and would not answer my calls to get it back. Also, I was kicked from the Book Masters and then a bunch of trumped up late charges just 'happened' to appear on my account. Well this dude became my enemy and was on borrowed time after that. I knew where he lived and found out that he had a 'girlfriend' that was also mentally disabled. She was afraid of biscuits. I also learned that he and her were lighting up in their independent living quarters. They also never locked their doors. So basically what happened was the girl came home one day and found her entire living room full of biscuits from popeyes. They were hanging from the ceiling by lines of paperclips and someone had even made a relief of George Washington out of them shyts. She of course lost her mind. She freaked out. Then someone called the cops and told them that some girl had been offering folks drugs out there and that she was acting crazy as fukk and to get there quick. The Man responded swiftly and had quite the time trying to corral her. Long story short, she went down for drug charges. Didn't go to prison or anything but had to do community service. But she never spoke to dude again. I had him on facebook and would keep making fake accounts where i would 'accidentally' bring up her name and ask if they were still together. LOL. Eye for an Eye and all that.
