Have you ever seen a black mamba snake?

[jdubnyce]

That shyt ain’t even black

The mouth

 

[Screwface Exchange]

Cant believe a brehs is dumb enuff to do this. Now ive seen everything

 

[Regular Developer]

That shyt ain’t even black

Looks kinda white to me
Appropriated that name

Only good snake is a dead snake btw. fukk them nikkas

 

[ALonelyDad]

I have no interest in seeing any animal from Australia

 

[3rdWorld]

Crazy part is that ain’t even the most venomous snake

It's the fastest snake on earth and it's venom will do you in, in under 30 minutes..if you suffer from allergies a good 20 mins.
Yes I have seen one.

And it's not an Australian snake..Kobe would never

It is also very shy and not aggressive in that it wants to escape you rather than fight you. Leave snakes alone.

 

[TEH]

That shyt ain’t even black

He’s light skinned

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

If Nike pushed out some Kobe Protros in this snake's colorway...

 

[Belize King]

I ran one over in Manda Bay, Kenya. That bih rose up higher than the hood of a Toyota hilux.

I had the windows up and still was shook.

Coworker said you have to run it over. I felt bad for the little creature but I couldn’t have him runnin up on me the next day at work.

Took me three times to finally run over its head.

I saw the Kenyans pull one out the porta-john and chop its head off a few days later. Imagine going to take a shyt and seeing a snake in there.