Have You Ever SMASHED/FUUCCKED A Chick On Your Job Before? (Did Yall Get Caught?)

[InDePickWest]

I got head from a guy I was closing with at Taco Bell in the employee bathroom when I was 17.

I got head on a public bus by this nikka that worked at Krogers that got off when I got off on the weekends. Only time I ever recorded a nikka but I had to show my girls. nikka still had on his apron


So only twice and I wouldn't do it again especially because now I work with old ugly white men that's been expired for 30 years

 

[James Gordon]

You not jackhammer pounding none of them old ladies?

Why not Granny gotta get it too

 

[Flywin Lannister]

3 different women from the job over the 12 years ive worked here..

Worse than Nas average!!

 

[Flywin Lannister]

I got head from a guy I was closing with at Taco Bell in the employee bathroom when I was 17.

I got head on a public bus by this nikka that worked at Krogers that got off when I got off on the weekends. Only time I ever recorded a nikka but I had to show my girls. nikka still had on his apron


So only twice and I wouldn't do it again especially because now I work with old ugly white men that's been expired for 30 years

Women saying they got 'head' must be one of the most just weird things to read. It's like the dudes are the girls now 'give me head... yeaaaaah'.

Unless.. you a dude?

 

[Xerces]

You not jackhammer pounding none of them old ladies?

Heck no.

When I first started, this lady was complaining her toilet was clogged, I walk into her bathroom, she had used up so much TP it soaked up all the water in her toilet.

On top of that, there was old woman doody sitting on top of the toilet paper. I was dry heaving trying to get it flushed, all the while she is yelling at me from her bed, " what are you doing in there!?"

I had that stench stuck in my nostrils for a minute.

 

[Mowgli]

Heck no.

When I first started, this lady was complaining her toilet was clogged, I walk into her bathroom, she had used up so much TP it soaked up all the water in her toilet.

On top of that, there was old woman doody sitting on top of the toilet paper. I was dry heaving trying to get it flushed, all the while she is yelling at me from her bed, " what are you doing in there!?"

I had that stench stuck in my nostrils for a minute.

nikka you better fukk Ethel

 

[SirReginald]

Heck no.

When I first started, this lady was complaining her toilet was clogged, I walk into her bathroom, she had used up so much TP it soaked up all the water in her toilet.

On top of that, there was old woman doody sitting on top of the toilet paper. I was dry heaving trying to get it flushed, all the while she is yelling at me from her bed, " what are you doing in there!?"

I had that stench stuck in my nostrils for a minute.

 

[Xerces]

nikka you better fukk Ethel

She had a metamusil addiction, couldn't take advantage man

 

[Mowgli]

She had a metamusil addiction, couldn't take advantage man

There's 50 other soggy twat's in there waiting to get a palm on the back of their scalp plowing them through the mattress. Step it up fam

 

[benjamin]

Worse than Nas average!!

I'm married tho

 

[Bunchy Carter]

Trolling again

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Fingered a coworker at once before... and we almost got caught

Would never try that shyt these days though.

 

[Xerces]

There's 50 other soggy twat's in there waiting to get a palm on the back of their scalp plowing them through the mattress. Step it up fam

 

[SirReginald]

Fingered a coworker at once before... and we almost got caught

Would never try that shyt these days though.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Women pissing herself to buy time from her divorced husband kidnapping her, pulling people out of wrecks, breaking up fights, beating a bum robber with a beer battle, getting into an almost dangerous altercation with an off-duty cop, getting offered various sexual favors for cigs and beer, the naked dude passed out in the bathroom, the racc00n that hopped into a women's car, stabbing a dude's tire who stole beer with a screw driver, etc.

3 1/2years as my job when I put myself through school

I'll smoke a bowl and think about

I spent 6 years working overnight at a gas station..

The stories are endless!