Have You Ever SMASHED/FUUCCKED A Chick On Your Job Before? (Did Yall Get Caught?)

[Draje]

I spent 6 years working overnight at a gas station..

The stories are endless!

I'm saying. I don't even tell my boys all the stories that have happened because some of them straight bragging. I've been given $100 tips, a rig for dabs, shoes, food, p*ssy, jobs, etc.

I've been asked to star in amateur porn shoots, brides who ran from their weddings, seen fiancés talking about getting laid during bachelorette parties, hung out with Mark Henry (Wrestler), etc.

I even had a couple of operations I ran out of there for some extra money

And the amount of "unmentionables" that you had a connection too

 

[September]

I got head from a guy I was closing with at Taco Bell in the employee bathroom when I was 17.

I got head on a public bus by this nikka that worked at Krogers that got off when I got off on the weekends. Only time I ever recorded a nikka but I had to show my girls. nikka still had on his apron


So only twice and I wouldn't do it again especially because now I work with old ugly white men that's been expired for 30 years

I slept with a coworker during a business trip because we were both bored and the only people still awake and drunk.

It was like 20 of us on the trip so I was Usain Bolt-ing it through them hallways on my way to the room.

I had fun tho

 

[patscorpio]

Never did in any serious professional job I had. My fast food job in HS though. Me and this Jamaican cutie that lived a town over used to try to get scheduled on the same night shift so we can have some time to fool around at the end of the night in one of the rooms in the restaurant. Everyone was hooking up in that place

 

[InDePickWest]

Women saying they got 'head' must be one of the most just weird things to read. It's like the dudes are the girls now 'give me head... yeaaaaah'.

Unless.. you a dude?

I always thought 'head' was the actual 'head' of the person giving head.

What we supposed to say?
Mouth?
Tongue?

That nikka gave me tongue the other night

 

[jwonder]

I had a part time job as a 401k benefit generalist in my early 20's. Smashed my boss in her office. She looked pretty young for 36. Smashed several women at the job, even some married ones. That is where I get most of my p*ssy now since I'm pushing 40. The key is ALWAYS screw with a chick in a different department. That way when it doesn't work you don't have to seem them everyday. Better yet if you work in a building with different companies go after them. That's what I'm trying to do now, but I never see this chick

Still don't understand the caught part. Caught fukking at work? Nah never. Nobody was ever there when I did that. Stay away from the broads that talk too much. Always leave the Customer service or low totem job having thots alone. Trust me your name will be over the whole place. I've been there before. Not good

 

[TransJenner]

When I worked at the gym , everyone including me would smash out the front desk girls


If you ever go to a gym and see the girls at the front desk , TRUST me they're getting banged out by everyone who works at the gym

A lot of people fukk at gyms too

 

[TransJenner]

Also this one dude I worked with at the gym would litteraly smash a new girl a day

Dude was sleek as fukk

 

[Arishok]

Like I said.. it starts good. Like, me and this shorty was fine for a hot minute... we would do the dirty almost every saturday after work and other times when shyt was nice. But the more you do.. the deeper it gets. When the feelings start getting caught and decisions have to be made is when youll see the forest for the trees. But just remember when it goes bad.. you have to see this person daily, they have direct contact with you and people you know and work with. You may have to physically, verbally, interact with someone that may be trying to fukk your shyt all the way up. Sound fun?

I don't think either of us are going to try to fukk things up for the other. especially not me, I'm not THAT petty nor do I like my other coworkers enough to blab about anything.

I would hate if this turns out sour though, he's a really chill dude and he always texts back

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Yup fukked a chick at work in a closet. got there super early told me to come in the closet and started sobbing me up. I bent her over and finished. did it like 1 more time then that was that
ppl keep trynna figure out why I kept coming in so earl when I'm normally late all the time
"I fell asleep early"

 

[BaileyPark31]

Saturday ealry morning at a fast food restaurant I worked at in high school. Usually guys unloaded the truck but we were short staffed that AM. So I volunteered to help my guy friend unload it. After the driver left we had to rearrange some of the boxes in the freezer. He started saying we should do it, we won't get caught. He stacked up 3 boxes of burgers and we did it on that. Lasted about 5 min cuz it was so damn cold.

 

[SirReginald]

Yup fukked a chick at work in a closet. got there super early told me to come in the closet and started sobbing me up. I bent her over and finished. did it like 1 more time then that was that
ppl keep trynna figure out why I kept coming in so earl when I'm normally late all the time
"I fell asleep early"

 

[King Poetic]

nope... just grabbed the p*ssy and ass nothing more... this when i worked retail at walgreens so it was expected because 80% of them was hoes

we had a security cop fukk a beauty advisor chick in the break room

we had a cop fukk a lady customer in the bathroom

had this one cashier on her lunch went to her man car in the parking lot and give him dome and she came back and bought some mouthwash and went to gargle the nut out her mouth

those days was ratchet in the ghetto

 

[SheWantTheD]

Caught on the job or by my wife?

smh

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Never, but last year at my job, i worked 3rd shift and it would be like 4 or 5 ppl on the shift, and many nights, I'd be the only one in my part of the building. That would be a perfect opportunity if i was single

 

[Max.]

First time i got s retail job i smashed 2 coworkers