never walked out on a date
although i should have
but
back when i was in HS
I came to Dallas for the Summer to stay with my sister and work
anyway i was on them phone chatlines heavy
i spoke to this white bytch out in Oakcliff
called herself "Vanilla"
bytch had a sexy ass voice but mad hood
after a week of chatting she asked me to come see her
so i went out to her crib
and when i rang the door bell
this big 5'8 230 plus lady answered
I said "how you doing ma'am, is vanilla home?"(i felt embarrassed cause i didnt know her real name)
she laughed and said "quit playing, it's me"
i was like
bytch lied like a mafukka bout her looks
anyway i didnt want to be mean so i came inside
she took me straight to her bedroom
and sucked me up
i couldnt even cum
i basically just jacked off in her mouf to get it over with
then this big bytch asked me to fukk
i was like
i was plotting to get away
i looked on her dresser and saw an empty black n mild box
so i asked for one
she told me she was out
so i was like "ok i got one in my truck"
i went to my shyt and was running and fumbling with the keys like Jason was after me in the woods
i got in the truck and smashed the fukk out
that big hoe left a million msgs on my sister voicemail cussing me out
