Having A GirlfrIend Is Hard Work

[Robo Squirrel]

I just got into a relationship.
Blood you got to talk till 4am in the morning, listen to her bytch, courting her as she told me, 1,000 texts in 30 minutes. Man I just Wanted Some p*ssy

 

[Knuckles Red]

At least you don't have to sniff booty funk off of bike seats, at the gym, anymore!

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I Still Love Her Though

 

[-DMP-]

its never work if you enjoy what you do

 

[Jparker]

Wait till y'all live with each other

 

[Collateral]

Relationships seem like the shyt until you're actually in one. I'm in the same boat rn

 

[benjamin]

Lol fukk boi's...quit bytchn and eat da p*ssy like i do every otha night..i eat wifey p*ssy while she on the phone with her mom she be having moms on speaker to

 

[Neuromancer]

It's not really that bad. Last night my girl dressed up how I like and I fukked her silly. She also cleaned my room.

 

[Dr.seuss Swag]

A relationship is like going to college for 4 years graduating then being covered in debt for enternaty with a job that you thought was a dream job

 

[Yesterday]

Really is, specially a good looking one. It's like having a grown child

 

[newworldafro]

I just got into a relationship.
Blood you got to talk till 4am, morning bs, listen to her bytch, courting as she says, 1,000 texts in 30 minutes. Man I just Wanted Some p*ssy

OG Ackbar tried to tell you....

Lol fukk boi's...quit bytchn and eat da p*ssy like i do every otha night..i eat wifey p*ssy while she on the phone with her mom she be having moms on speaker to

You think her mom know?

 

[#1 pick]

If you look at women as people and not how they make you feel, you might really see the value in her forreal.

 

[DrX]

yall let woman waste your time...detach yourself from her and chase your dreams....fukk sex

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I had a long ass convo about her period. I ain't say shyt. I'm like Blood really? Then she gets pissed off when I say I don't want to hear that shyt. Smh

 

[VelourSocks]

At least you don't have to sniff booty funk off of bike seats, at the gym, anymore!