Me and wife leaving the movies tonight and some goofy in a bucket parked right next to my car, like inches from my car and I purposely parked at the very back of the parking lot where nobody parks 
....
Last week I got to the homedepot 10 mins before it opened, I parked in the far back where no cars were at all...im in the car chilling and a white lady in a van pulls up and parks right next to me
....shyt pissed me off so much I got out the car and knocked on her window on some 
..why this old white hoe gone hit the 
and throw her hands up and scream wit the windows rolled up...I immediately hit the 
and apologized, got in my car and moved to another spot..2 mins later the same white woman pulls up and parks next to me again..couldn't believe it 
....old bytch gone get out her car clutching her purse on some 
.....I had enough
got out and slashed both right side tires and then sat in my car waiting for her to come back out..bout 15 mins later she's heading back to her van so I start my car and am sitting behind my tint like 
expecting this old hoe to start wildin...tell me why this decrepit old hoe gone wave at me, hop in her van and drive off like she got 4 good tires 
...bytch driving on 2 flats like she gucci so I start following her to warn her, I pull up on the side of her and hang out my car window trying to get her attention like
She gone look at me like
and then that's when her front wheel completely flew off the rim sending her car Into a light pole...I hit the 
and bust a U turn...I hop out the whip and run over to her to make sure she good..I open her door and hit her with a
Me: OLD BYTCH...WHY U WANNA FUK WIT A NIKKA..IM TRYING TO BE A GOOD NIKKA BUT U JUST WONT LET A NIKKA BE
Old lady: SIR MY NECK...OWWW..IT HURTS PLEASE CALL 911..
Me:
bytch FUK 119 HOE..RUN THEM POCKETS HOE (starts going through her pocket book, i find $150 cash in her brah..JACKPOT
)...
Old lady: (frantically screaming at this point)(top row of her dentures falls out, I grab dat shyt and toss it out da car)
Me: SPEAK OLD HOE SPEAK...WHERE YO TEEF OLD HOE..THEM SHYTS GONE...(she starts trying to talk and looks like a witch without her top and bottom rows, shyt look nasty so I hit her with the 
and drive away.
....Last week I got to the homedepot 10 mins before it opened, I parked in the far back where no cars were at all...im in the car chilling and a white lady in a van pulls up and parks right next to me
....shyt pissed me off so much I got out the car and knocked on her window on some ..why this old white hoe gone hit the and throw her hands up and scream wit the windows rolled up...I immediately hit the and apologized, got in my car and moved to another spot..2 mins later the same white woman pulls up and parks next to me again..couldn't believe it ....old bytch gone get out her car clutching her purse on some .....I had enough got out and slashed both right side tires and then sat in my car waiting for her to come back out..bout 15 mins later she's heading back to her van so I start my car and am sitting behind my tint like expecting this old hoe to start wildin...tell me why this decrepit old hoe gone wave at me, hop in her van and drive off like she got 4 good tires ...bytch driving on 2 flats like she gucci so I start following her to warn her, I pull up on the side of her and hang out my car window trying to get her attention like
She gone look at me like
and then that's when her front wheel completely flew off the rim sending her car Into a light pole...I hit the and bust a U turn...I hop out the whip and run over to her to make sure she good..I open her door and hit her with a
Me: OLD BYTCH...
WHY U WANNA FUK WIT A NIKKA..IM TRYING TO BE A GOOD NIKKA BUT U JUST WONT LET A NIKKA BEOld lady: SIR MY NECK...OWWW..IT HURTS PLEASE CALL 911..
Me:
bytch FUK 119 HOE..RUN THEM POCKETS HOE (starts going through her pocket book, i find $150 cash in her brah..JACKPOT)...Old lady: (frantically screaming at this point)
(top row of her dentures falls out, I grab dat shyt and toss it out da car)Me: SPEAK OLD HOE SPEAK...WHERE YO TEEF OLD HOE..THEM SHYTS GONE
...(she starts trying to talk and looks like a witch without her top and bottom rows, shyt look nasty so I hit her with the and drive away.
