Damn, I thought Whole Foods had the bytches. I'd apply just to get the cheeks clappin. 
Having a reputation for fukkin female co-workers
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I'm not above applying for a part time to get some workplace assI'd stay for a week just to hunt before they fire me for not actually doing work
Silver Surfer
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That joint on Monroe?
Nah...Out in Killearn....ACS!
Silver Surfer
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That call center wave...Getting to wear whatever you want to work & swaggin on hoes
I worked at a call center after being released from prison
Lied on my application & everything
Ate real good before I got caughtMy supervisor happened to be a jumpoff I ran a train on in the back of my homies Honda when I was 19...2 years before I went away for 4. So naturally when I popped back up on the scene & at the job, she's 2 kids deep and got superiority over a young nikka who used to smut her out, she noticed how I was duckin her & put 2 & 2 together
bytch jus added me on Facebook today too...I got plans for that
Bruh I could wear all my fresh street gear everyday...so you know the young thot's loved that
Plus I was peddlin nickle and dime sacks on the low from my roomate
add that with ridin on 24's....It was legendary
On some real shyt...I want to get a part time job just to swag on them ho's and get some easy p*ssy
we got a call center where I work now but I dont got access to them thots because im in IT
Jesus Shuttlesworth
I Got Game
Oh ok. I had this chick that worked at the one on Monroe. Went to scoop her a coupla times. Nothing but females. I don't think I saw any nikkas at all.
A.V.
reTIreMEnt: THE ALBUM (01/22) ALL DSPs
Stable, repetitive job, cubicle, wear whatever (dress UP & swag on em....or dress casual/street & still swag on em).
Weed, small business & item peddling...I was pulling so many bytches to sign up to be personal trained by me, that I ain't even need the job when I lost it
Coming to work high/drunk & not being the only one...
Them long ass bathroom breaks to text or go smash a co-worker....
The rumors. cliques & gossip tho
shyts def. a top 5 job for a laid back, professional but suave young nikka such as myself...If they paid anything worth talking about, I would've been tight when they let me go...But as far as overall atmosphere, and morale for going to and staying at work...shyt takes the cake
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Got a young nikka looking for call centers in my area
I'd do that job just to eat.
But I probably wouldnt eat.
But I probably wouldnt eat.
Broad Street Bully
Sick & Tide Sixers/Phillies/Cowboys fan smh
Nothing special. Long head ass Asian thot, bytch was like 6'1 wit an amazing head game...Me & my nikka had her stuffed in the backseat like a contortionist
Next thing I know, this bytch monitoring my calls for quality assurance and winking at a nikka like she remember but at the same time throwin a low keyin case I was to ever get out of line...I kept my head down & didn't even engage the bytch cause I knew she knew me from before I was locked...Rumor started spreading around the call center that there was a convict among us, and shorty outed me behind closed doors & still think I don't know. Dumb bytch
Dreamzeedream
Banned
Lol
Silver Surfer
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you work at walmart so you dont know that call-center life
Silver Surfer
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Say it ain't so
Got a young nikka looking for call centers in my area
trust me....it is like that....especially if you a swagged out nicca....they cant help it....they work with you for 5 days a week.....they rather fukk you than a nicca at the club
Ghostface Trillah
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As my homeboy once said "Call center p*ssy is like shooting fish in a barrel with the spread gun from Contra"
Once you dodge the token "big and thirsty chick" you good. Just smile and say hi to all the chicks and know how to strike when the opportunity presents itself. I worked at a sales center, so turnover was way quicker than a customer service type center and I was a top performer so these poor and fresh off the streets dimes who had one lucky sale all day was looking at a nikka like I was Jordan Belfort. When we ran out of work and had the chance to leave early, somebody was coming back to the crib
They'd be like "how do you sell so much, you make it look easy, its hard for me"
Me: (I got something else that's hard for you ) Well if you need any sales tips or help I'll practice with you off the clock at my house. When are you free? If you working "under me", I'll make you a star
Between me and my homeboy, we were hitting everything there, single,engaged, and married. We was like Degeneration X up in there. I even got head from a lesbian chick, I fukked a 18 year old chick on her 18th birthday, I was having an affair with my married boss who had recently had a baby, I was fukking two best friends that had no idea I was fukking the other one. One married chicks car was in the shop so she would give her husband the car and ride to work with me if we worked the same days, she was talking some "you should let me repay you for the ride" shyt,she would give head on the way to work and we got cut early we'd fukk until the normal time i was supposed to drop her off. We had the same day off and she didn't tell dude and he dropped her off and we spent all day doing demonic stuff.
We were so bad in there, one of the bosses asked us to stop banging the women on her team so they'd actually focus when on the phones instead of trying to stare at me and flirt. The head boss even banned us from going into the front office and talking to his secretary and the HR woman cause he was trying to get them and he knew he had no game.I need another call center job.
Once you dodge the token "big and thirsty chick" you good. Just smile and say hi to all the chicks and know how to strike when the opportunity presents itself. I worked at a sales center, so turnover was way quicker than a customer service type center and I was a top performer so these poor and fresh off the streets dimes who had one lucky sale all day was looking at a nikka like I was Jordan Belfort. When we ran out of work and had the chance to leave early, somebody was coming back to the crib
They'd be like "how do you sell so much, you make it look easy, its hard for me"
Me: (I got something else that's hard for you
) Well if you need any sales tips or help I'll practice with you off the clock at my house. When are you free? If you working "under me", I'll make you a star Between me and my homeboy, we were hitting everything there, single,engaged, and married. We was like Degeneration X up in there. I even got head from a lesbian chick, I fukked a 18 year old chick on her 18th birthday, I was having an affair with my married boss who had recently had a baby, I was fukking two best friends that had no idea I was fukking the other one. One married chicks car was in the shop so she would give her husband the car and ride to work with me if we worked the same days, she was talking some "you should let me repay you for the ride" shyt,she would give head on the way to work and we got cut early we'd fukk until the normal time i was supposed to drop her off. We had the same day off and she didn't tell dude and he dropped her off and we spent all day doing demonic stuff.
We were so bad in there, one of the bosses asked us to stop banging the women on her team so they'd actually focus when on the phones instead of trying to stare at me and flirt. The head boss even banned us from going into the front office and talking to his secretary and the HR woman cause he was trying to get them and he knew he had no game.I need another call center job.
QuintessentialBM
GoldenAgeGamer82 - PSN ID
Who am I to say? If these females keep throwing you the puss KNOWING that you have no problems getting it and a lot of problems turning it down, then I say 'PLAY ON, PLAYA!"