Having a sister is a cheat code to getting p*ssy

[BunchePark]

bout to get some p*ssy today

Strap up if that aint your legal wife

 

[XxBboyxX]

But what if you are a part of #uglyset and it's slow ouchea?

Theres always backpage

 

[SpacelySprockets]

My mom was thinking about adopting a little girl when I was like 12 , since we were all boys . For some reason , I was against it since I didn't stand this little girl . Damn I could be smashing her and her friends

 

[SubZero]

I wouldn't say that because my sisters are the biggest cockblockers ever even when their friends are on it.


I guess it's because they know how I get down.

 

[MarloStanTrill]

Strap up if that aint your legal wife

nikkaz aint wifing hoes no more

 

[BunchePark]

nikkaz aint wifing hoes no more

You a damn lie nikka lol im got my old lady for 17 boy but i know the p*ssy could never be mine lol

Loyalty baby

 

[BunchePark]

These emotional millennial cant get a family because they wanna own the p*ssy and then get a doc to give em a fake p*ssy and the wife paying half on the rent lolol i was born in 82 nikka

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Your sister got friends? Easy p*ssy.

You got a younger sister? Pretend she's your daughter at the grocery store and get p*ssy from women who think you're a great dad.

You from West Virginia?

That one's out of date.

Chicks are cold, business like, nowadays.

If you have a kid, that means another chick is already tapping your resources.




And my sis is 7 years younger than me.She had friends that used to crush on me, but I wasn't about thatlife

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

My sister is older than me, I've knocked down a couple of her friends

This is the best.You have a better chance of winning if your sis is older than you.


Another good source is uncles.At least in my experiences.

I got my first official piece of puzzy when I was 12.Unk tossed me a baby hoodrat.

He was dating(fukking basically) her older sister and it just happened naturally.

Her sis was 3 years older than me, but unk had it set up.She was already in the room naked.

All I had to do was walk in and pull my meat out.I had cold feat, but unk's pep talk had me feeling like a G

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

So after all these months this is the thread I get featured?

I had classics, this was just a random thought.

Anything bout puzzy or white people is good money

 

[BunchePark]

nikkas neggin me hahahaha

 

[USSInsiders]

My mom was thinking about adopting a little girl when I was like 12 , since we were all boys . For some reason , I was against it since I didn't stand this little girl . Damn I could be smashing her and her friends

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

My sister has had a friend since college that used to joke about being with me... now after a husband, two children, an affair, and a divorce, she's trying to legit holler at me. Messaging me on FB late at night trying to have convos.

 

[True Blue Moon]

Your sister got friends? Easy p*ssy.

You got a younger sister? Pretend she's your daughter at the grocery store and get p*ssy from women who think you're a great dad.

You from West Virginia?

How did everyone gloss over this part

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Can you get chicks without the help of your sisters or siblings??? I'm an only child so I want to know what I've missed out on

Well... us only childs missed out on easy p*ssy from "if he had a sister" friends