Having Hemeroids Unappreciation

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i know your pain. i had 'em when i was binging pain pills for a min'. i balance out my constipation with adderall and coffee, so my intestines are a fukkin' mess.

and you ain't catchin' shyt from public toilets.
 

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Hemorrhoids aren't an STD, you don't get them from sitting on raw toilet seats, you get them from hard stools that cause straining bowel movements. Too much Protein can do that to you.

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Rub apple cider vinegar on the affected area. Apple cider vinegar and coconut oil.
 

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I have them but for the most part, I keep it under control. I blame having a phobia on using public toilets when I was a kid. Remember going to one of those overnight Day camps for five days where I held it in until I got back home.


Yes , the cream works :whew:
 

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I have them but for the most part, I keep it under control. I blame having a phobia on using public toilets when I was a kid. Remember going to one of those overnight Day camps for five days where I held it in until I got back home.


Yes , the cream works :whew:
I used to be the same way as a kid. I couldn't bare to go number 2 in public toilets. Taking a dump was always an intimate and private moment to me. Taking a dump with another man in the next stall...

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i got them from a back injury.
every now and again they bleed when i poop...no fun.

i was really scared the first time i saw blood in the toilet.
i thought i had ass cancer.
 
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