Having to shyt at the wrong time unappreciation

[Fatboi1]

Earlier this year I had to take a MEAN shyt RIGHT AS I got to jury duty selection. I had NO CHOICE but to endure the fukking pain. My stomach was hurting like a motherfukker and I'm just sitting there screaming internally like .

I almost passed out when I finally got home.

 

[Slystallion]

always use the bathroom in the morning after a hearty breakfast and then shower before work... I personally only have two big meals a day and make sure to eat use bathroom and shower before any night out

Withs this routine I never get any stomach pains

 

[frush11]

Every time I'm late for work. Is because I have to take one, just as I'm getting ready to leave

 

[Marco Zen]

Its happened to me, I just waited until she fell asleep and


The minute your ass starts dropping shyts and farting just flush or turn on the taps......your welcome.

You held it?

I usually can crap before seeing a ho if i have to unless its some diarrhea I got goin on. When that happens I'm because I know ima have to abort mission. I'd rather tell her some bulshyt reason why I can't come through and hope she gives me another shot later rather than spray shyt on her bed sheets 'cause I jus had to buss that nut

 

[Silkk]

In the gym

 

[ThatTruth777]

I remember one time for this test I had to take, I had studied so hard brehs and was in the zone ready to destroy it. As soon as I got the paper infront of me "uh oh" , when I came back I was like I wonder if the teacher will give me extra time it wasn't my fault

 

[who_better_than_me]

You held it?

I usually can crap before seeing a ho if i have to unless its some diarrhea I got goin on. When that happens I'm because I know ima have to abort mission. I'd rather tell her some bulshyt reason why I can't come through and hope she gives me another shot later rather than spray shyt on her bed sheets 'cause I jus had to buss that nut

All that for a random ho. You better than me. I got the bubblegum a on that to fukkin a broad and soon as I got there I took a shyt in here downstairs bathroom. After I got done, we did what I came there to do. And I got some head. You shouldn't be postponing p*ssy unless you don't know how to properly wipe ur ass. Most of these ho's really don't care. 9/10 it's not the first time they dealt with that situation.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Already runnin late and then having to take a vicious shyt as soon as you step out da shower. Cmon, breh.

 

[3rdLetter]

Think of it like your stomach growling, just louder.

My stomach usually hits me with the right when I get out the shower.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I'll never forget the time where I was on my way to this broads house to dig her out for the 1st time.

I'm driving over to her crib, feelin great, bumpin my music like I pull up in her apt complex to park and my stomach started rumbling and turning over (NOTE: never eat a super burrito with a protein shake- the combo is deadly)

I started sweating and it felt like I had to fart but didn't wana risk it. I prayed that it would just go away. I walk in and she's hugging me, gives me a drank and I sit on the couch sweating and trying to think of a strategy to leave.

This was my first time at this broads crib and there was no way in hell that I could blow up the bytches bathroom and still expect to score.

I made up a story that I had to give my roommate his keys and I dipped. I'm mashin on the freeway trying to find the closest gas station or mcdonalds or somethin. Finally hit up a gas station and dropped a nuclear bomb in that bathroom

Went back to ol girls crib and dug in them guts

 

[ALWTHEGOGETTA]

The worse time for me, is when it is time to go to bed. You get in that comfortable spot, and your about to go to sleep, and your stomach starts erupting like a volcano. You try your best to hold it, because you are so sleepy, and you don't want to move from that comfortable spot, but your stomach be like you might as well get, and drop them nuclear explosions, because this is one fight you are going to lose.

 

[Soundwave]

The absolute WORST is when you're in the middle of nowhere or are unfamiliar with an area and you don't know when you'll be able to empty your bowels

I remember when I went to Montreal a couple of summers ago ... we were leaving our guest house and we were in our car, and all of a sudden my stomach just goes crazy ... so I'm in the back seat squirming because I don't know when we're gonna stop

We finally stop at this grocery market and I make a BEELINE for the bathroom ... man, the relief I had when I finally dropped that shyt

 

[Marco Zen]

All that for a random ho. You better than me. I got the bubblegum a on that to fukkin a broad and soon as I got there I took a shyt in here downstairs bathroom. After I got done, we did what I came there to do. And I got some head. You shouldn't be postponing p*ssy unless you don't know how to properly wipe ur ass. Most of these ho's really don't care. 9/10 it's not the first time they dealt with that situation.

that nikka said properly wipe

I ain fukkin a bytch with diarrhea playa. i don't give a fukk how random/ sleezy the bytch is and whatever situation she's used to (suckin cocks fresh off the shytter) ain really my concern breh

 

[At30wecashout]

what about when a thot wreck your bathroom or her own for that matter and expects you to hit right after?

Had that happen before Dikked her down for a few hours but lord, anytime that ass was in the air, I was smelling curry and rice.

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

what about when a thot wreck your bathroom or her own for that matter and expects you to hit right after?

Dam that question could have been it's on thread.