Hawaiian Punch is the only drink that makes you thirstier after you drink it and it doesnt get cold

[The Fade]

Diabetes inducing, double chin creating, stomach protruding ass drink

 

[Hey_zeus]

I quit drinking HP like 15 years ago because of these reasons. Just a weird drink. Can't be healthy

 

[Fillerguy]

Sugar fukks with water's freezing point. And many animals coat themselves in a sugar substance to withstand freezing temps. Like frogs or the waterbear

Drink sugar brehs

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Yall wonder why yall fat and out of shape

I'm in here like

Not to mention all that sugar is why you still thirsty. It's like people who drink coke to quench thirst because of advertising when it's hot as fukk. That shyt is not the answer

 

[Joe Budden]

if you want a crisper more thirst quenching juice then dilute it with water.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

People be fully grown tax paying adults still drinking Hawaiian Punch and eating cornflakes with sugar on top, then wonder why they drop dead at 53.

Gotta drop dead sometime might as well enjoy your time while you're here

 

[Dominicansbelit]

imagine buying and drinkning that..u know them ingredients are crazy

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Hawaiian Punch
Sunny Delight
Tampico

The Unholy Trinity of soft drinks.

 

[BuckFilly]

The gum was my shyt tho

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

People be fully grown tax paying adults still drinking Hawaiian Punch and eating cornflakes with sugar on top, then wonder why they drop dead at 53.

You can make that same argument in the case of alcohol that people consume in mass doses on a daily basis.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Haven't had Hawaiian punch in a good 17 years no way I'm drinking that now. That sugar have me feeling like my organs seized up

Same….. I used to drink HP heavy all the way up to college.

But then I found that Tampico drink and later discovered that Sam’s Brand tropical punch like drink and ran with those.

but I still haven’t drunk any of that in so many years now

 

[Agent Mulder]

You can make that same argument in the case of alcohol that people consume in mass doses on a daily basis.

Chill. They won’t like this.

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Man I had to give it up years ago. My bidy thanks me lol. I look back like why was I drinking that shyt? Now if I could only give up sweet tea I’d be ok. I applaud myself because I will look over all them sodas and weak ass juices and will grab a bottled water.

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Tampico never gets cold either

BREH! I used to put that shiit in the freezer for hours and that shiit would come out slightly chilled below room temperature.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

I have that effect on bytches