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[Bigtymer301]

So I'm in my fourth year at FAMU, and we staying right next to the moon. The moon is basically the biggest club in Tallahassee, or at least it was at the time. So I stay in this huge crib, right across the street. It's me, and 2 of my nikkas. @DaPresident came through the crib while I was down there so he can vouch, but it was 3300 square feet, indoor hot tub that fit 8-10 people , sitting on .8 acres of land. I'm 20 at the time. So, as you can prolly imagine, we were going HAM. While we went to the club from time to time, we would almost always hit the let out since we lived right next to the club. Drunk hoes, in little to no clothes, looking to get into something...
So this one particular night, I'm chilling, and my nikkas head over to the let out of the moon. One of them comes back with this broad who was from Tallahassee. If you never been to a small town, let me tell you, locals love new nikkas. Add to that we in the South, and we some up North nikkas, and the hoes loved us down there. So my boy smashing this hoe, and me and my other nikka on the NBA Live (This before NBA 2k took over, and live had just introduced those player skills like scorer, 3pt shooter, etc.) So we playing the game, and we can somewhat hear him smashing, and this nikka pauses the game. So I look over at him like WTF, and he looking at me like. I didn't hear it, but appearently my nikka smashing the broad, asked her if she was gonna fukk the roomates, and she was like yeah. So he tells me this, and I like nikka you pressed/thirsty. We start playing the game again, and all of a sudden I hear footsteps in the hallway. I turn around and look at the doorway, and this nikka is walking this hoe into my room, she ass naked. I was legit for a second. This nikka walks in and is like "yo, games over", and tells our other nikka to leave the room. At this point she walks in my room, sits on my couch ass naked, and it's just me and her. Having seen other nikkas catch charges for shyt just like that, I ask her "Are you ok? " thinking she drunk, high, or all of the above.

Spoiler

She was none of the above

Here go my nikka from his room..."Nikka why you talking to this hoe"
Before I could even respond, this hoe had pulled me over to the couch and started topping me off, and it was
I put the condom on and smash, and no lie as I pull out, she pulls of the rubber, and swallows. The one, and only black chick that has ever done that for me. At this point, I have finished, but me being the gentleman I am I didn't want to just kick her out my room, so I walk her over to my other nikka room. When he opened his door, and saw me handing her over to him, he was legit.....I went back to my room likeView media item 4489. I'm sure he went ape shyt on her ass, but I nodded off for like 2 hours. I wake up, this hoe on my couch watching TV. So I smashed again.....and told her I had to get up early in the morning for class, so it would be best if she heads on out. I even walk her down the stairs and out the door. When she leaves, I go roll up, wake them other nikkas up, we smoke and tell each other all the nasty shyt she did likeView media item 4567

 

[JMill782]

you think this bro at NCCU talking facts or nah

 

[Bigtymer301]

That 01-06 wave.

Were you there the semester they gave everybody 2 refund checks?

Naw. I aint get my first net check till like summer 05. I remember my nikka got $9,700 one time though. That had to be the time your talking about. that nikka. He got me my first xbox 360.

 

[JMill782]

So I'm in my fourth year at FAMU, and we staying right next to the moon. The moon is basically the biggest club in Tallahassee, or at least it was at the time. So I stay in this huge crib, right across the street. It's me, and 2 of my nikkas. @DaPresident came through the crib while I was down there so he can vouch, but it was 3300 square feet, indoor hot tub that fit 8-10 people , sitting on .8 acres of land. I'm 20 at the time. So, as you can prolly imagine, we were going HAM. While we went to the club from time to time, we would almost always hit the let out since we lived right next to the club. Drunk hoes, in little to no clothes, looking to get into something...
So this one particular night, I'm chilling, and my nikkas head over to the let out of the moon. One of them comes back with this broad who was from Tallahassee. If you never been to a small town, let me tell you, locals love new nikkas. Add to that we in the South, and we some up North nikkas, and the hoes loved us down there. So my boy smashing this hoe, and me and my other nikka on the NBA Live (This before NBA 2k took over, and live had just introduced those player skills like scorer, 3pt shooter, etc.) So we playing the game, and we can somewhat hear him smashing, and this nikka pauses the game. So I look over at him like WTF, and he looking at me like. I didn't hear it, but appearently my nikka smashing the broad, asked her if she was gonna fukk the roomates, and she was like yeah. So he tells me this, and I like nikka you pressed/thirsty. We start playing the game again, and all of a sudden I hear footsteps in the hallway. I turn around and look at the doorway, and this nikka is walking this hoe into my room, she ass naked. I was legit for a second. This nikka walks in and is like "yo, games over", and tells our other nikka to leave the room. At this point she walks in my room, sits on my couch ass naked, and it's just me and her. Having seen other nikkas catch charges for shyt just like that, I ask her "Are you ok? " thinking she drunk, high, or all of the above.

Spoiler

She was none of the above

Here go my nikka from his room..."Nikka why you talking to this hoe"
Before I could even respond, this hoe had pulled me over to the couch and started topping me off, and it was
I put the condom on and smash, and no lie as I pull out, she pulls of the rubber, and swallows. The one, and only black chick that has ever done that for me. At this point, I have finished, but me being the gentleman I am I didn't want to just kick her out my room, so I walk her over to my other nikka room. When he opened his door, and saw me handing her over to him, he was legit.....I went back to my room likeView media item 4489. I'm sure he went ape shyt on her ass, but I nodded off for like 2 hours. I wake up, this hoe on my couch watching TV. So I smashed again.....and told her I had to get up early in the morning for class, so it would be best if she heads on out. I even walk her down the stairs and out the door. When she leaves, I go roll up, wake them other nikkas up, we smoke and tell each other all the nasty shyt she did likeView media item 4567

bruh if got anymore stories please tell them. that story you told was good

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

my nikka 2 refund checks ?......... man y'all nikkas was lucky,

It's the ONLY good thing I can say about the admin at "Funny About the Money University". One of their many, many fukkups actually worked in my favor.

..... I know it was the apocalypse in Financial Aid Office when they realized that . What happened? Did they make people repay it back?

I was shocked. I held on to that joint for like 2 weeks. I even tried to give it back. I went to the lady in FA who helped me get the first check (because they NEVER just give you a check, they make you EARN that shyt) but she wasn't there. Tried again, no go. I said if she ain't there on the 3rd trip, it was meant to be. I sent it back to NY though and had my cousin deposit it at my bank up there.

Then people cautiously started to open up about like

"Yo son.... on the low..... these nikkas sent me 2 net checks"

nikkas was like "Me too!"

I knew it was a fukk up of grand proportions when some nikkas dropped a mix tape and some nikka was spittin about it.

 

[Bigtymer301]

bruh if got anymore stories please tell them. that story you told was good

Bruh, I got a bunch. I could do a series. My manager out for the next 2 weeks. I'll post more.

 

[Pyrexcup]

im going to uni in two weeks i cant wait

 

[JMill782]

It's the ONLY good thing I can say about the admin at "Funny About the Money University". One of their many, many fukkups actually worked in my favor.



I was shocked. I held on to that joint for like 2 weeks. I even tried to give it back. I went to the lady in FA who helped me get the first check (because they NEVER just give you a check, they make you EARN that shyt) but she wasn't there. Tried again, no go. I said if she ain't there on the 3rd trip, it was meant to be. I sent it back to NY though and had my cousin deposit it at my bank up there.

Then people cautiously started to open up about like

"Yo son.... on the low..... these nikkas sent me 2 net checks"

nikkas was like "Me too!"

I knew it was a fukk up of grand proportions when some nikkas dropped a mix tape and some nikka was spittin about it.

them nikkas are dumb bruh, he was really rapping about that on his mixtape.

 

[Originalman]

Yall believe anything posted on the net.

Breh everything on the internet is true....

 

[JMill782]

Bruh, I got a bunch. I could do a series. My manager out for the next 2 weeks. I'll post more.

bruh hopefully you do it.

 

[Barnett114]

$9,700

 

[iBrowse]

they host parties at PVAMU

#Pvert2 hashtag on Twitter


#pvamu hashtag on Twitter

 

[iBrowse]

shyt looks fun :totheeastside:

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

the amount of JSU females who would strip at CenterFolds (the original location)



me and my nikka Foe robbed a stripper from that hoe!

didnt get no money and almost got caught


shyt was like a movie

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

them nikkas are dumb bruh, he was really rapping about that on his mixtape.

Yeah that was dumb but I doubt he got jammed up.

You see I told you I sent my shyt outta state for deposit. Even had my cuz forge my signature just in case they wanted to investigate later. "shyt that ain't my sig."

I thought it was just me because I was talking to the lady and she actually got them to cut me a check on the spot. Then that joint came in the mail a week later had me like

Come to find out we was all eatin!