yeah it was fukked up tho
me and this nikka foe was regulars in that bytch
we was going there tues or wed night(cant remember)
we was broke as fukk
tues through thur it is free to get in and byob
we was in that bytch loaded
and just talking shyt
he mentioned robbing one of them hoes
-cause you see them walking around with crown royal bags full of money
so we didnt have no plan
this new bytch kept coming up asking if we wanted a lap dance
she was zooted out
my nikka foe was like "fukk a dance we want that p*ssy"
shawty was like ok cool $60
so she told us she had a room at the holiday inn
and we took her there
my nikka foe went in with her
he hit
came back to the car and told me she has a back pack with some stacks in it
but she also had a pit bull chained up in there
she was still in the room waiting on me
-so i went in and she was like
"where my money?"
--I was like i thought foe paid u?
she was like he did---but just for him, he didnt pay yo $60
I legit didnt have a dime in my pocket
i thought she was gone let us both hit for the $60
so i was like--i aint even got it
so she got dressed and we was headed back to the club
--the plan was to rob her in the car, get her room key, put her out on the interstate and go back and get the money
-i put the pistol to her and said give me yo room key and crown royal bag
she started crying talmbout she needed that money cause she got kids and how she was robbed last week by some mexican nikkas(lying her ass off)
- i was like fukk yo kids and took her shyt
-this nikka foe was nervous and wouldnt pull over when i told him to-- to put her out
he was driving faster and next thing we know, we not that far from the club
-we put her out then shoot back to the motel
we put in the key card and the pit bull ran to us
--she had unchained him before we left without us knowing
--we spent about 10 mins trying to decide what to do
-either shoot the dog--but make too much noise and have someone call the cops over a gun shot
or
open the door then run and hope the dog runs off and leaves
finally we saw someone had placed their room service leftovers outside their room
so we was going to open the door
throw the food in
and hope the dog is too busy eating to notice us going in
right when we was about to do it
we saw a escalade and another car pull into the entrance
-this nikka foe was like
"man that's the security from the club
and took off running
we parked far away from the room so nobody would id the car
so i run behind this nikka
we get in the car and take off
they didnt see us
we rode right back on campus
the only thing we got was a crown royal bag with a pack of newports, a room key and a burner cell
not only did we not get any money
but my nikka foe was out $60
atleast he fukked tho
i didnt get no p*ssy or money
we was so shook after that
we didnt go back to the club for weeks
when we did
the same chick we robbed
walked right up to us
asking if we wanted a lap dance
she was zooted out again and didnt even recognize us
i prob posted this story on her like 4 times
shyt is one of the funniest moments in my life