fukk it I gotta tell this story
Me, my cousin and my homeboy Ty chillin in P Burg. We hit the club at the NCO on the military base. shyt used to jump. 3 different sections with crunk, reggae and old school at each one. So we goin spot to spot getting fukked up and holl'n at the broads when my cousin motions over by the bar to come over where it's three broads laughing it up and shyt I'm like word I know my cousin is a set up p*ssy veteran
So me and Ty roll up and they aight. The long islands and patron was kickin so as long as they wasn't fat I was tryna cut. Shawty I was talkin to was a solid 7 and fukkable. We yadda yadda for a bit she says she a sophomore at VSU I'm like that's wassup my homeboy Sean studies there blah blah blah tossin shots and snap dancing in the corner when the lights cut on

nikkas know this is the moment of truth. Every nikka in the club pulling out the 2 minute drill to seal the deal. I ask her what she doin later and she like shyt I'm chill in with you. I'm like word

. Im ridin wit her and I tell my nikkas I'm out I'll get my homeboy from VSU to come scoop me in the morn and take me home. We hop in he VW Jetta and get to her spot which is this ragged rooming house that smelled of soup but nothing was cooking
We get in her room and it's not dirty or nothing but I'm looking around for anything unusual I've been scarred too many times. She put on her lil radio wit some R&B. My nikka R Kelly get us in the mood and we start making out and shyt. She pull out the dikk and gives me a old fashioned hand job admiring the brehs rod of Odin when she straight turns on all fours hikes her dress up and says fukk me daddy. I'm like damn ok ma. I went Team Raw Squirrel

and started getting in them good back shots. After 10 15 mins I got the p*ssy farting and shyt but every stroke this pungent smell rises into my nostrils and I'm like

. She notices it to and hops up off the bed and runs to the bathroom screaming oh my god I'm so sorry. I turn the lights on and it looks like I murdered someone with my dikk. Thick ass blood and chunks everywhere breh. I tell her it's cool ma but I'm dying inside

I call a cab to Richmond. Long ride home and STD check a day later

. What a reckless life I've lived. Team Raw Squirrel