HBO and John Oliver Offers Clarence Thomas 1 Mil per year and luxury RV to step down from Supreme Court. It's legal, and they are serious

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

Low key, I might start a podcast like this but I would need help writing the jokes. I'm a silly nikka, but I usually capitalize off of shyt other people say/do. I don't know if I can be creative enough to write up my own shyt.

A black version of something like this is EXTREMELY necessary. Trevor Noah was cool, but tbh a lot of his jokes were corny as hell, and I like Trevor's stand up comedy so I don't dislike dude, I just don't think he really attracted urban folks the way he should have. Somebody really hood needs to take a shot at this format.

I would support this...

 

[UpNext]

They can't find suicide or a tragic accident with this kind of bread

 

[CopiousX]

DNC could probably raise a whole billion for Clarence and he'd probabaly take it. He is the scheming kind of dude who would take it and bounce like that black News Reporter from CNN that took Bezos' 100mil and disappeared

 

[Paper Boi]

this country is a joke

all them republican appointed justices should be thrown off the court

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

Bet. I'll make a Discord and post the link here most likely by tomorrow. What y'all think is the best format? I love the Weekend Update style of the subtle/sarcastic comedy with quick mentions of minor news stories to poke fun at, do those for about 10 minutes then do a main topic for 20 minutes?

30 minutes should be enough time to get enough content packed in right? shyt, idk if I'm the best choice to host cause serious topics be hard for me to conceal my anger, I will definitely give it a try though.

Imma fukk wit some news headlines tomorrow, bookmark all the ones easiest to joke about and go from there.

I didn't make it through the rest of the thread but just prototype one to three news stories before you consider time.

Making 30m of GOOD jokes with good timing is an art tbh.

I used to do standup and sketch comedy. To get 30m of jokes/content you should expect like 30hrs of work.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Clarence Thomas must be the only conservative on the Supreme Court?
He's not performing blackness the way y'all white allies want and expect him to. Some of y'all weak ass, white approval seeking nikkas don't even know when these racist ass crackkkas are playing in your face.

Motherfukker you were actually excited about desantis running for president lol

Gtfoh

 

[Vandelay]

Bet. I'll make a Discord and post the link here most likely by tomorrow. What y'all think is the best format? I love the Weekend Update style of the subtle/sarcastic comedy with quick mentions of minor news stories to poke fun at, do those for about 10 minutes then do a main topic for 20 minutes?

30 minutes should be enough time to get enough content packed in right? shyt, idk if I'm the best choice to host cause serious topics be hard for me to conceal my anger, I will definitely give it a try though.

Imma fukk wit some news headlines tomorrow, bookmark all the ones easiest to joke about and go from there.

I'll be down to help. I used to work in radio amd produced a few shows. Also used to record music so, I know the production side really well. I'm also in business so I could consult on that.

Been dying to produce a podcast/show for years.

Just promise me your FBI file won't get any bigger when you put this out there.

 

[darkmanp]

Clarence Thomas must be the only conservative on the Supreme Court?
He's not performing blackness the way y'all white allies want and expect him to. Some of y'all weak ass, white approval seeking nikkas don't even know when these racist ass crackkkas are playing in your face.

Well Thomas damn sure is not performing blackness the way BLACKS want him to. In fact Thomas is the pure essence of your last sentence (a weak ass, white approval seeking nikka who doesn't know crackkkas are playing in his face).

 

[Arianne Martell]

the reason why we are here is because the bozos at the hill are not concerned with governing the USA so now we have our overlords at the supreme court (who are not elected officials) dictating our lives

 

[Gloxina]

And you know they ain't playing because they have followed up on everything they have said they would do or offered to do or bet on in the past. Go to the end of the EP to see that part, should be around the 30 minute mark. The episode is worth the watch, but if you are up on this shyt ain't nothing you don't already know.

Political content being delivered in this form is so damn underrated. John Oliver, John Stewart, Trevor Noah, Michael Che, Colin Jost, ect are gems of political culture.

Another show that is required viewing

 

[Geek Nasty]

Knowing Clarence Tom Tom Thomas he’ll use this to negotiate for bigger bribes

 

[Won Won]

Motherfukker you were actually excited about desantis running for president lol

Gtfoh

Sounds about TLR

 

[Family Man]

Well Thomas damn sure is not performing blackness the way BLACKS want him to. In fact Thomas is the pure essence of your last sentence (a weak ass, white approval seeking nikka who doesn't know crackkkas are playing in his face).

Right. That would make him the other side of the coin to a lot of these nikkas on here.

 

[OneManGang]

I’d be actually seriously contemplating this offer if I’m c00nlarence

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Mafukkas always wanna make shyt a joke!


They laughed Trump right into the WH.