That shyt made me crack up cuz as a dad I know what you mean. I thought I would have stomped that smut out.
He broke up with her mid flight...
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reminds me of this
Funny. You could switch out the audio and it would be the same thing
Everyone would still be on the plane after it lands, it's just that now people will have the luxury of walking off the plane, instead of being stuck on there with her.
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*on the way to the bahamas*
her: bout time you took me to the bahamas.
me: Felt it was a nice goodbye.
her: goodbye?
me: yeah......this is pretty much over.
her: (whispers) really......this is how you fukkin do it.
me: sick of you, your wack ass p*ssy,terrible cooking and weight gain.
her:
me: yes yes......let that anger build inside of you.
her:
me: copped our tickets with different cards.....so let that rage go.
her: (whispers) you mutha fukka......you peice of shyt.
me: (whispers) the day i met yo mama i knew you were beneath me.
her: you mutha fukk......you lousy mutha fukka!!!!!!!!
stewardess: maam youre gonna have to leave.
her: naaaaaaaa!!!!!....you gonna dump me!!!!!!!
stewardess: sir she with you?
me: I bought my ticket......she's not with me.
stewardess: come with me maaam.
her: you mutha fukka!!!!!!......you fukkin mutha fukka.
me: i'll have the turkey sandwich and tequila please.
her: bout time you took me to the bahamas.
me: Felt it was a nice goodbye.
her: goodbye?
me: yeah......this is pretty much over.
her: (whispers) really......this is how you fukkin do it.
me: sick of you, your wack ass p*ssy,terrible cooking and weight gain.
her:
me: yes yes......let that anger build inside of you.
her:
me: copped our tickets with different cards.....so let that rage go.
her: (whispers) you mutha fukka......you peice of shyt.
me: (whispers) the day i met yo mama i knew you were beneath me.
her: you mutha fukk......you lousy mutha fukka!!!!!!!!
stewardess: maam youre gonna have to leave.
her: naaaaaaaa!!!!!....you gonna dump me!!!!!!!
stewardess: sir she with you?
me: I bought my ticket......she's not with me.
stewardess: come with me maaam.
her: you mutha fukka!!!!!!......you fukkin mutha fukka.
me: i'll have the turkey sandwich and tequila please.
Baby probably "why this bytch so loud?"
at her doing all that shyt and the dude is just sitting there like-
GnauzBookOfRhymes
Superstar
Dude probably caught her in some crazy, inexcusable lie and she realizes there's literally no way for her to escape accountability.
Electric Relaxation
All Star
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
I broke up with an ex after she got in a car accident… I made sure she was okay first.
#HOH still alive and well in 2023 I see
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
That’s exactly what he was doing. He did it in public to have witnesses just in case she tried something. The way she reacted he might wanna get a restraining order too
Yup, you always break up with a woman like that in a public place.
