He didn’t have to flex on pops like that

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*later that night in bed*

wife: whats wrong baby? :dahell:
husband: am i still the man of this damn house?:francis:
wife: what kinda silly question?:beli:
husband: it's like i'm slippin......falling off:mjcry:
wife: at your age it's not always gonna get hard:patrice:
husband: bytch!!!!......baby i'm sorry that triggered me.:damn:
wife: what the hell is the problem?:wtf:
husband: our son is gonna challenge me soon.:stopitslime:
wife: the hell:beli:
husband: he did pullups and looked at me with disgust:damn:
wife: you are being silly.....go to bed.:stopitslime:
husband: soon he's gonna want my lazy boy chair.:damn:
wife: good damn night.:camby:
husband: i may need to kill that nikka first.:patrice:





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*later that night in bed*

wife: whats wrong baby? :dahell:
husband: am i still the man of this damn house?:francis:
wife: what kinda silly question?:beli:
husband: it's like i'm slippin......falling off:mjcry:
wife: at your age it's not always gonna get hard:patrice:
husband: bytch!!!!......baby i'm sorry that triggered me.:damn:
wife: what the hell is the problem?:wtf:
husband: our son is gonna challenge me soon.:stopitslime:
wife: the hell:beli:
husband: he did pullups and looked at me with disgust:damn:
wife: you are being silly.....go to bed.:stopitslime:
husband: soon he's gonna want my lazy boy chair.:damn:
wife: good damn night.:camby:
husband: i may need to kill that nikka first.:patrice:





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Breh went to bed questioning his entire existence :dead: :dead:
 

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Pops should have acted like he was gonna adjust son's form but instead sucker punch him with a haymaker to the jaw.

Son wakes up: Damn, What happened?

Pop: Yoooooo, you lost your breath and passed out. I tried to tell you to take it easy but you had to be little big man and shyt.

Son: Wow, I gotta go lay down.

Pop: Aw hell naw! Yo gonna get back on that bar and gimmie 20 but don't look at me when you do it.

Son: *grabs bar, locks arms, closes eyes*

Pop: :takedat:
 
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