"He doesn't get it"- the legendary Jake the Snake Roberts on CM Punk

[The G.O.D II]

He's alright....has buried the World title for no reason..brings up his Indy friends that he doesnt stick up for to try to sound relatable...talks about his long reign but not about the pathetic Survivor Series numbers. Double talk that the naive buy into. Eve Torres merc'd him and he looked CON-FUSED ala Young Buck...

Why do you blur the lines between kayfabe and shoot when its convenient to your viewpoint?

 

[Nintendough]

Ed is R=G lite.

Lowkey, your the worst thing to happen to TSC. :smughickenbottom:






*turns around does the exact same things I complain about*

 

[R=G]

Why do you blur the lines between kayfabe and shoot when its convenient to your viewpoint?

What do you mean?

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

All in all, Jake's life story could make for one hell of a movie, and I know just who to cast as Jake...

Gary "Who's Go The Whiskey" Busey

they did.......... its called the wrestler

 

[HamAndEgger]

they didnt.......... its called the wrestler

.... remake

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

.... remake

 

[K-Apps]

Great promos doesn't mean parroting what the internet fans are saying... it means investing people enough in a storyline or showdown that they have to see what the outcome is, and spend money or at least take time to watch said outcome.

CM Punk doesn't get it because he's not really doing that. He did it one time, but it took him implying that it was his last match to do so. Ever since that his promos have only really pleased his internet fans, but haven't been drawing as far as viewership or viewers paying to watch him.

That's why Jake says Punk doesn't get it.

this is actually a good point and sounds reasonable reason for Jake's criticism of Punk's promo skills

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Why do you blur the lines between kayfabe and shoot when its convenient to your viewpoint?

He's autistic. We're lucky he can type full sentences...sometimes

 

[Henzo]

Jake hasn't gotten a damn thing since 1996

 

[23Barrettcity]

It's part of what he said and we've been doing those type of threads long before you ever got here. But because it's C..M...PUNK...there's offense taken. LOL.

Breh what's goin on?? your not even trying this is lazy halfhearted Attempt to troll based punk

 

[R=G]

I dont troll. I just tell the documented facts..much to your chagrin. Jake called the boy out who needed his break from being "burnt out". Apparently it offends the butter soft fanbase of a pretend rebel. They've been angry at that quote all day and night..lol. First I was "cherry picking"..then they shytted on Jake to rationalize it after kissing Jake's ass all year. You see, it doesn't take much now, does it?

 

[HollywoodP]

The first thing I want to be done...is to get that piece of crap outta my ring.

 

[The G.O.D II]

What do you mean?

:seriously: Good day. Carry on

 

[Mr.Black]

what are yall nikkas even talking about??

did you not hear the pops his music hitting gets?

do yall not hear the crowd chanting his name against a babyface chris jericho??

what the fukk else matters?

cena got no sold last monday and nobody wants to talk about that

 

[Nintendough]

I dont troll. I just tell the documented facts..much to your chagrin. Jake called the boy out who needed his break from being "burnt out". Apparently it offends the butter soft fanbase of a pretend rebel. They've been angry at that quote all day and night..lol. First I was "cherry picking"..then they shytted on Jake to rationalize it after kissing Jake's ass all year. You see, it doesn't take much now, does it?

Where are these facts you have? Yeah Punk was smart enough to take a break so he wouldn't end up like Jake or the other old timers who didn't take care of themselves.




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