He is the FASTEST HUMAN EVER - Ben Johnson

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i don't know why more mentally disabled people don't compete in strength centric sports.
the term "retard strength" is by no means politically correct but they do posses a super human strength.
what if PED's and crack where introduced?
i would start out with pro wrestling and then move onto sports that are about real competition.
imagine a roided out crack head Corky running out onto the field of the Super Bowl, starting linebacker who never played pro a day in his life.
this guy is a monster, 11 sacks by the middle of the 4th, two players from the opposing team taken out by legit hits...and now he's playing iron man football.
he's playing defense and offence in the 4th.
they got him playing the wing...big man can't move like that can he?
Corky catches a flee flicker, plows threw 8 men and returns it for 80 yards.
takes off his helmet and and it's a Corky sucking on a cocaine vape pen.
this could be the future of sports of we just opened our eyes and hearts.
A cocaine vape pen :laff:
 

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if he was really that good he would still be racing today.
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