Hear me out: Why does paper beat rock?

[JLova]

Did not expect to be talking about erections in here.

I'll allow it.

 

[inndaskKy]

It's because Dwayne Johnson sold his soul to Disney for the paper

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Rock fukked up a whole community

so we needed a white savior to cover the rocks... no franklin

 

[Starman]

Because all paper needs to do is cover rock to beat it.

 

[Buddy]

I can destroy a piece of paper with a rock.

You can if you THROW the rock. But the game is effectively based on force

The force of the rock breaks the scissors.
The force of the scissor blades cuts the paper.
And the force of the paper causes it to cover the rock.


How you gon throw a rock you can't find?
Ain't shyt in this room but a piece of paper.

 

[Fill Collins]

In elementary school, some friends and I added 5 different hand signs, I forgot who beat what but at least two of them were Dog (it pees on the paper) and Astronaut (the rock flew thru his helmet )

Cause paper covers rock and there are some very durable forms of paper out there that you cannot destroy with a rock

Yeah I always thought the paper in question was card stock

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

It's because Dwayne Johnson sold his soul to Disney for the paper

Cut the cheque

 

[JLova]

Because all paper needs to do is cover rock to beat it.

But why does it beat rock? That's bullshyt!

 

[JLova]

You can if you THROW the rock. But the game is effectively based on force

The force of the rock breaks the scissors.
The force of the scissor blades cuts the paper.
And the force of the paper causes it to cover the rock.


How you gon throw a rock you can't find?
Ain't shyt in this room but a piece of paper.

Yall saying that's the rules of the game, but the rules don't make no damn sense, that's all. If you had to fight a mad man who was carrying a rock. Would you elect to grab a piece of paper to defend yourself?

Scissors beats paper, rock beats scissors makes sense.

 

[Buddy]

Yall saying that's the rules of the game, but the rules don't make no damn sense, that's all. If you had to fight a mad man who was carrying a rock. Would you elect to grab a piece of paper to defend yourself?

Scissors beats paper, rock beats scissors makes sense.

What does paper beat in your world?

 

[Starman]

But why does it beat rock? That's bullshyt!

Because it covers rock. Paper asserts it's dominance.

 

[TRUEST]

Paper is gay. And Rock is homophobic. So he runs away cause he don’t wanna be anywhere near paper, much less tussle with it.

That’s what my sources are telling me.

 

[Taadow]

Bruh this NEVER made no sense to me. Paper ain’t chit!

They used to have a thing called a Paperweight. It’s only job was being a rock to hold down paper.

A paper towel is the strongest form of paper, and it can’t even stand up against fried chicken!

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Rock fukked up a whole community

for that paper

 

[Shadow King]

So rock just gon beat everything huh?