Heidi Klum's ass is on negative

[Hopeofmypeople]

And seal used to hit that.

 

[aXiom]

If we were plotting graphs her ass would be x=0

 

[Mensch Fontana]

those aint cakes them some soggy flapjacks

 

[blackzeus]

Lookin like Shang Tsung attempted to steal her soul and only got the ass part

 

[BlackBall]

 

[blackzeus]

And she didn't always look like that, but clearly she been butt-stomping fools and can't recover now.

Don't gas any woman you see up until you see her without makeup and special outfits. The witchcraft is real.

You ever leave the club with an 8 only for her to become a 5 by the time she's in her panties?

 

[blackzeus]

The coli is too much, seriously, the attention to detail with the vomit crust on Kermit's lip

 

[bigbadbossup2012]

1. Don't exercise
2. Don't eat
3. Smoke cigarettes
4. Sniff coke

5.Be cac

 

[Tommy Knocks]

man....that is foul.

and yall nikkas look down on ass implants, fukk that, some people need it. :wdf:

 

[NigerianDonDada]

how is that even possible

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

I found a video of her favorite hobby

 

[#Photoshop]

ass completely level

 

[JLova]

 

[The5thLetter]

Idk which is worse

 

[Arianne Martell]

Let's see that ass in them genes.
Go ahead and ask me how, bytch.

I'm not even gonna ask you how