Hello...ladies

[TRIPLE M]

lost his mojo when he got the white boots and trunks and cut his hair
even though he was managed by trish stratus and had the ic belt he lost all the swag he had

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

the casey veggies/chip song



val venis in 98 was over as fukk if he woulda got into dx like rumored he woulda been up there

 

[luckyse7enz]

“You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!” – Val Venis’ theory on concrete

“This leg represents Christmas, this leg represents New Year’s. So ladies why don’t you come visit me in between the holidays.” – Happy Holidays from Val Venis!

“The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!” – Val Venis


“I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family.” – Val Venis

“The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan. Either he’s taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!” – Val Venis

"The Big Valbowski is like a custom Harley....elegance in the eyes, power between the LEGS, and ready to riiiide alllll niiiight."

For whatever reason, I've remembered that promo for over a decade and have only seen it once. That Choppy Choppy storyline had me glued to the TV like :lupepopcorn: as a kid. I was wondering how he escaped all week and talking to my boys at school about it.

Definitely thought Val Venis was dope. Seems like the type of guy that would've been Kliq'ed up. I always thought that he'd end up in DX at some point.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

love how they just took The Model Rick Martel's theme and made it sleazier and gave it to Val

 

[General Mills]

The Big Valbowski was that dude. The movies.


Shaving Ryans Privates. Shamrock was

Something about Terri.

 

[Finn Baller]

even had that Jenna Jameson cosign in her prime



think I remember seeing in a back issue of the Observer from 98 that she was supposed to be his manager but Vince nixed those plans because he thought she wasn't pretty enough