Help a Lame learn to communicate with heaux

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Also if you have trouble conversing...people watch in the bar and make observations...girls love commenting on other people.
 

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As awkward as it can be...you control how long you apart of the convo. So if shyt going left and you realize it, bail. Cause the only thing you could do is make the shyt worse. Once you lost a girl interest or god forbid you boring her, time to hang up and come back prepared for the next call.
i realized that shyt through texting. when i was sending twice as many messages as she was. looking desperate. :francis: im not wasting my time with that. i dont care as much. im not about to be
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just to get some disinterested one word answers. TO THE BUSHES. i wasted my time trying to win people over that werent interested in the first place. :mjlol:
 

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i realized that shyt through texting. when i was sending twice as many messages as she was. looking desperate. :francis: im not wasting my time with that. i dont care as much. im not about to be
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just to get some disinterested one word answers. TO THE BUSHES. i wasted my time trying to win people over that werent interested in the first place. :mjlol:
Man I know all to well, we all gotta learn.

You be texting thought out responses to how your day went and get a "oh that's nice".....:skip:
 

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dont do some of the shyt i did.
Man I know all to well, we all gotta learn.

You be texting thought out responses to how your day went and get a "oh that's nice".....:skip:
at first i would think,"oh shes busy". after a while i caught on when i hung out with a couple chicks i was cool with and theyd be buried in their phones. i would make the :patrice: and immediately catch on. lost their numbers with the quickness and never looked back. :yeshrug:one of them got mad that i dont talk to them anymore. :mindblown:
 

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Small talk conversation is awkward for most people so don't worry about that.

If you want to have things to talk about when you are having a real conversation you need hobbies and to experience life a little more.

Hoes love when you can put them onto new shyt. :umad:.



Telling hoes about bad life experiences gets them to laugh too.

If you want to work on jokes, watch a lot of stand up comedy on Youtube.
 

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Can I get one or two conversation starters or ice breakers? I figure once I start conversing I think I'll be good.
 

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Can I get one or two conversation starters or ice breakers? I figure once I start conversing I think I'll be good.

ask them if they think 50 Brock Lesnars could beat 5 silverbacks.

It surprisingly works well.
:ehh:
 

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Can I get one or two conversation starters or ice breakers? I figure once I start conversing I think I'll be good.
Humor is usually my "entry" ticket. Like mentioned above, use something that happened that was funny and see what kinda response you get. Girls that are feeling you will find damn near anything you say funny so that's a good starting point. Then also mentioned above, start to unravel shyt about yourself while also getting her to do the same.

Unravel...not strip naked on sight. Don't be confessing feelings and shyt at jump...don't do that.
 

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A girls legit came up to me and said " You need to fukk my friend, but she wont make the first move" and I just stood their with my hands in my pockets not knowing what to say. I'm not afraid of rejection or anything, its just I don't know how to make conversation.
Should of just been like, ''i gotta black a black n mild and some henny in the back, you trying to get yo p*ssy clapped''? :pachaha:
 
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