Help a shy breh out

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Take her off that pedestal. Stop looking at women like some impossible level to achieve. Calm down and have a normal interaction with her. Don't act pressed for anything including her number. Stop over thinking this and actually have fun... Crack some jokes with her and leave a good impression.

 

[skokiaan]

Open your fukkin mouth

@OP...stop fapping and nature will take its course.

godspeed.

 

[SirReginald]

Whatever you do, DON’T listen to this dude. OP you work at a grocery store, not a career at all, just strike up a convo and set up plans to see each other outside work. Worst case scenario is you get curved, which is nothing tbh.

I'm enrolled in school for a cert and in the process of doing a degree program in human services. You talk to women there. Not at a job. Don't shyt where you make your money.

P.S. it could still come back to haunt him. Sexual harassment is a big deal nowadays.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

is she even bad? a baddie wouldn’t be doing all this

You'd be surprised breh
My lame ass has had similar experiences like this with certified bad bytches

 

[semtex]

Make small talk that is based on the current moment/circumstances. It will lead to more.

 

[blqbird]

Normally i would say don't shyt where you eat but if you don't depend on this job then go for it.

One thing i will tell you though is that whatever you are doing now, she is trying to get at you. So while you will have to talk to her, don't switch up dramatically and become Mr. Super-friendly with a big smile out of the blue cause that would be creepy as fukk. Also don't worry about awkwardness, or "messing it up". Just remember, she's nervous too on some level. Just say hi and go from there. Have you ever spoken to her before?

I said "what's up" to her once and she gave me a cheery "heyyy" back. That's about the full extent of words I've said to her.

 

[Objection]

I agree with previous post. Man up and ask for her number. All she can do is say no. Better yet, since you work with her just ask her to accompany you to lunch.

 

[Anti-Anime]

Open your fukkin mouth

Pause breh

 

[SirReginald]

I said "what's up" to her once and she gave me a cheery "heyyy" back. That's about the full extent of words I've said to her.

We saying this for your own good OP......don't do it

 

[Jsully]

Be scared of p*ssy even after it's thrown at you brehs

 

[O.T.I.S.]

About a month ago, I ran into a co-worker of mine that I ended up feeling (but never told her). Later that week, I find out that one of my other co-workers told her that I did and she said I was good but that I never talked to her when she came through.

Shortly after this, she starts putting herself where I'm at when see work the same days (I'll be in my aisle putting shyt up and she'll either walk through to go somewhere else or she'll come with like 1 item to fumble with on the shelf.)
I've always been introverted so my shyness was at 100% during all this and it came off as me ignoring her existence most of the time.


As the days and weeks progressed, she started being more blatant with it (like looking at me longer than normal as I walk past.) Last night, I came to work faded (Thought it would help) at and completely bombed from paranoia not saying anything in the process. She still came through my aisle as usual to see if I would say something and I just couldn't brehs.

I see her again this Sunday and I really just want to get the number. How do I go about this and redeem myself?

Closed mouths dont get fed..

Stop thinking so much, in fact, make your mind go blank and just talk to her. Shes just human, nothing special

You must be young af

 

[the cac mamba]

• The key is to treat hoes like you’ve already fukked and before you know it you’ll be up in them guts

• Another way I could tell you is that wake up! Nobody in this world actually gives a shyt about you or cares, stop worrying and thinking so much about your ego

• Search the company records for where she lives and send her an flowers and a little bit some note introducing yourself and explaining how you feel in text. You’ll stand out from all the other guys and it’ll show how serious and romantic you are

• Or just start by talking to her about regular shyt and find common ground like “what section of shelves you stacking today Queen?” “ how about them mean bosses we have haha whoooo haha don’t you just hate this place also?” “morning sweetie pie, I really hate this uniform but you make it look so good with your big assets” “man that Trump sure is something else huh?, what you doing after work today”
• Hang yourself

maybe skip this step :hovtrump:

 

[Nighthawk]

About a month ago, I ran into a co-worker of mine that I ended up feeling (but never told her). Later that week, I find out that one of my other co-workers told her that I did and she said I was good but that I never talked to her when she came through.

Shortly after this, she starts putting herself where I'm at when see work the same days (I'll be in my aisle putting shyt up and she'll either walk through to go somewhere else or she'll come with like 1 item to fumble with on the shelf.)
I've always been introverted so my shyness was at 100% during all this and it came off as me ignoring her existence most of the time.


As the days and weeks progressed, she started being more blatant with it (like looking at me longer than normal as I walk past.) Last night, I came to work faded (Thought it would help) at and completely bombed from paranoia not saying anything in the process. She still came through my aisle as usual to see if I would say something and I just couldn't brehs.

I see her again this Sunday and I really just want to get the number. How do I go about this and redeem myself?

are u virgin? lol jk all jokes aside. just ask her if shes down to kick it breh. damn. if she say no then move on to the next bytch

 

[Nighthawk]

• The key is to treat hoes like you’ve already fukked and before you know it you’ll be up in them guts

• Another way I could tell you is that wake up! Nobody in this world actually gives a shyt about you or cares, stop worrying and thinking so much about your ego

• Search the company records for where she lives and send her an flowers and a little bit some note introducing yourself and explaining how you feel in text. You’ll stand out from all the other guys and it’ll show how serious and romantic you are

• Or just start by talking to her about regular shyt and find common ground like “what section of shelves you stacking today Queen?” “ how about them mean bosses we have haha whoooo haha don’t you just hate this place also?” “morning sweetie pie, I really hate this uniform but you make it look so good with your big assets” “man that Trump sure is something else huh?, what you doing after work today”
• Hang yourself

nikka he will definitely take an L if he does this lame shyt lmao

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Ask her what that mouth do

If she goes tell her u mean how come she never speaks?

If she don't go u

Win/win

You settin him up to be the next contestant on the #MeToo Summer Jam screen. Lmao!