Help me F#ck an Older Woman I Work With

[Hiesenberg]

She's 35, I'll be 22 this month. She has an off and on boyfriend of 4 years who also works there. While her and her boyfriend were "on" I kept fukking with her asking for her number, dates, etc. She always replied with the "I have a boyfriend" thing. So fastforward three weeks, they break up. I'm being an a$$hole to her one day because that's just what I am. She says "I was going to give you my number today but you're being an a$$hole so forget about it." I hit her with the "I don't want your number you old ass bytch." Fast forward an hour, I put my number in her phone. She asks well do you not want mine? I said no, if you wanna text me sometime then you can.


She texts me 5 minutes later with just a period so I have her number. 2 days later shes saying her and her man still arent together but she is hanging out with him and I ask her "when we goin out?" and she says she doesnt know yet. My parents both work at the same place and she is concerned about anyting with us getting around, she thinks I can't be discreet. I have more reasons to be then she does.


My point is she is sending mixed signals like hell and I don't know what to do. I'm never the type to always text a girl first, ash childish as that sounds, but I just dont have the same effect on her as I do on women my age. I always have to text her first, even though when we're at work she'll come up and talk to me before I will her.


I wanna fukk this broad so I can give her man the everytime I pass him. Help me.

 

[PortCityProphet]

hol up! lemme make sure i got this clear: you, her, your parents, her ex all work at the same place?
dis gon be good

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Man, you need to just be on some Kevin McAllister shyt and draw up a full diagram of the master plan.

But I'm sayin, you think she the type to let you beat if you come correct? Older women can be tricky cuz some just want some young dikk while some still got some hang ups and want to be courted a little. You know her better than we do, but if you can convince her that yall can get together without anyone knowing (dinner and a telly) then you might be up in there.

 

[kevm3]

So you gonna put your job/career at risk for a 35 year old? Come on now.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Grab her ass, but don't say nothing. I'm dead serious breh. I fukked my moms best friend this way. I slapped her on her ass and grab that shyt. Acted like nothing happened when my moms came around. It was own after that. Just gotta show her you not gonna say shyt like some young boy.

She old as shyt and get gassed by compliments from young nikkas.

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

*clears throat*

had some experiences with a few old bytches.....

1) take control of the situation....you let her know when to hang out, don't ask any more

2) the face when you say anything that suggest any sexual activities

3) don't ask about the boyfriend ever again, that her business, you don't care. If she brings it up, change the topic, blatantly if possible

4) seems like you have this already down but I'll suggest anyway....a$$hole / nice guy approach

5) Make sure to holla at other bytches in the office....even if you not trying to hit. So it is clear you not thirst and have other options

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

just walk into work like u smashed somethin the night before and watch the magic happen

 

[Majestic Pape]

hol up! lemme make sure i got this clear: you, her, your parents, her ex all work at the same place?
dis gon be good

Hell yeah.

You know you can't keep nothing a secret at KFC.

 

[DirtyHarryPurtyLarry]

Grab her ass, but don't say nothing. I'm dead serious breh. I fukked my moms best friend this way. I slapped her on her ass and grab that shyt. Acted like nothing happened when my moms came around. It was own after that. Just gotta show her you not gonna say shyt like some young boy.

She old as shyt and get gassed by compliments from young nikkas.

this
and tell her you wanna take her out somewhere nice and show her a good time.
if her p*ssy is good as you want it to be and you complete these steps proper, you can be after busting that patient nut.

 

[FaTaL]

hol up! lemme make sure i got this clear: you, her, your parents, her ex all work at the same place?
dis gon be good

dont sh!t where u eat, this is like hanging yourself upside down and sh!tting on your face

 

[imagine]

sounds like you work at her parent's restaurant or something.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

 

[illadope]

LOL

 

[livindajetlife]

*clears throat*

had some experiences with a few old bytches.....

1) take control of the situation....you let her know when to hang out, don't ask any more

2) the face when you say anything that suggest any sexual activities

3) don't ask about the boyfriend ever again, that her business, you don't care. If she brings it up, change the topic, blatantly if possible

4) seems like you have this already down but I'll suggest anyway....a$$hole / nice guy approach

5) Make sure to holla at other bytches in the office....even if you not trying to hit. So it is clear you not thirst and have other options

This

 

[Still Benefited]

Nikka u might as well keep it friendly and hope she gets to the point she can't control her urges...no way she's going to conciosuly fuk u while your parents work there...she's thinkin about how bad she will look to your mother if her old azz wuz to mess around with you....depending on how cool moms is just tell her u like the 35 yr old b1tch...moms will tell the 35 yr old and that will make her feel at ease...if u think moms will not be cool with it or will embarrass u then I wouldn't tellher....if all else fails get mama gotta go..