Help me F#ck an Older Woman I Work With

[TheNig]

dont sh!t where u eat, this is like hanging yourself upside down and sh!tting on your face

what this wise man said.

i used to fukk a chick that worked at the same clinic as i did. she was married and caught them feelings. i knew what it was so i was doing my thing with other bytches. she was sabo-ing my time with other hoes. texting all kinds of crazy shyt.

 

[#Heel]

stop being a bytch!

 

[Hiesenberg]

This shyt hasme dying.

 

[Why-Fi]

she clearly wants to beat, so be patient. she has to feel like she has complete control over the situation before anything can happen. your eagerness will only shake her up

trust me, im close to this woman's age and even though their game is the same...its different. feel me?

best thing you can do is tell her to let you know when shes ready to go out and never bring it up again. at the same time be consistent with the compliments - id say average one compliment every three weeks to a month - just so she know youre still interested.

she'll figure out the logistics fam, all youll have to do is show up...

 

[unit321]

She's 35, I'll be 22 this month. ...I wanna fukk this broad so I can give her man the everytime I pass him. Help me.

Uh, okay. Do whatever you want.
You are walking into a situation you won't be able to walk out of. Let us know how it goes in a month.

 

[Fredrick Thuglas]

she clearly wants to beat, so be patient. she has to feel like she has complete control over the situation before anything can happen. your eagerness will only shake her up

trust me, im close to this woman's age and even though their game is the same...its different. feel me?

best thing you can do is tell her to let you know when shes ready to go out and never bring it up again. at the same time be consistent with the compliments - id say average one compliment every three weeks to a month - just so she know youre still interested.

she'll figure out the logistics fam, all youll have to do is show up...

you got it wrong...women like men to be in control, as long as they are comfortable...plus if she is in complete control she will feel guilty for fukking the dude under all those circumstances.

Now if "one thing leads to another" then she can (in her own mind) ease her guilt about the situation.

You know how women do..."well, when I had sex with [insert man's name], it didn't count because [insert women's non-logical logic]"

 

[teacher]

it's simple chicks with money want to get fukked WELL, broke chicks want money...which one is she?

 

[STEVE]

as someone who has done this, my advice to you is to not do this.

 

[PsychoLogic]

or

get a boat

 

[Why-Fi]

you got it wrong...women like men to be in control, as long as they are comfortable...plus if she is in complete control she will feel guilty for fukking the dude under all those circumstances.

this is true in some cases, but if she is fearful then she needs things to go her way or no way...

 

[Why-Fi]

as someone who has done this, my advice to you is to not do this.

from what he said, they have both already decided to do it. the point we're at now is not fukking up the momentum

 

[STEVE]

carry on.

 

[Steve Piffler]

carry on.

ONLY ROOM FOR ONE STEVE ON THIS BOARD, fakkit!

 

[Hiesenberg]

*clears throat*

had some experiences with a few old bytches.....

1) take control of the situation....you let her know when to hang out, don't ask any more

2) the face when you say anything that suggest any sexual activities

3) don't ask about the boyfriend ever again, that her business, you don't care. If she brings it up, change the topic, blatantly if possible

4) seems like you have this already down but I'll suggest anyway....a$$hole / nice guy approach

5) Make sure to holla at other bytches in the office....even if you not trying to hit. So it is clear you not thirst and have other options

Solid.

Hell yeah.

You know you can't keep nothing a secret at KFC.

 

[Hiesenberg]

Update: Today she said ok we're going to go out, we just have to decide when and where, as we don't want anyone from work to see us out together.


I hit a bump because her man(ex-man, whatever)texted her while I was standing there talking to her. I went ahead and read the text, "that boy doesnt have anything better to do?" She thought I was about to get buck and cause some drama, but I was just laughing my ass off wondering where he was watching from or who was running and telling him.

Out of 8 hours of work today we probably talked for 5. She wants it. Bad. I just gotta not drop the ball now.