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King Jae

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:jbhmm:...19...what game do you need tho? She hot in the ass already....Tell her come thru......spit a couple bars...dont give her loud tho...sets a precedent....she gonna be tryin to smoke every time she sees you and will never buy none.....also helps duck the rape case if she turns out to be crazy...you take out her out as a last resort if she hits you with the I'm not that type of girl bs....take her to chipotle and try to get a margarita on the cool...they lax as fukk..... Run your playbook and feast.....
 

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:jbhmm:...19...what game do you need tho? She hot in the ass already....Tell her come thru......spit a couple bars...dont give her loud tho...sets a precedent....she gonna be tryin to smoke every time she sees you and will never buy none.....also helps duck the rape case if she turns out to be crazy...you take out her out as a last resort if she hits you with the I'm not that type of girl bs....take her to chipotle and try to get a margarita on the cool...they lax as fukk..... Run your playbook and feast.....

for sho, No game really needed I just want to make sure I dont fukk it up. For some reason I get real assholish with online hoze, last time I met a chick on Tinder she had THREE kids so I said fukk it and went off the deep end and drowned lol
 

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for sho, No game really needed I just want to make sure I dont fukk it up. For some reason I get real assholish with online hoze, last time I met a chick on Tinder she had THREE kids so I said fukk it and went off the deep end and drowned lol
Only way you can really fukk it up is if you come across too aggressive..... U can be an a$$hole just be a funny one... Be yourself , drop lil sexual jokes here and there...sit right next to her and be subtle... When u tell her a joke and she laff gently squeeze her thigh and look directly at her when u do....she either gonna cuss u out or hit you with the smiley at the top of the post(phone be trippin)....she don't cuss u out you in there...
 

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Only way you can really fukk it up is if you come across too aggressive..... U can be an a$$hole just be a funny one... Be yourself , drop lil sexual jokes here and there...sit right next to her and be subtle... When u tell her a joke and she laff gently squeeze her thigh and look directly at her when u do....she either gonna cuss u out or hit you with the smiley at the top of the post(phone be trippin)....she don't cuss u out you in there...
:myman: My nikka...
 

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Numbers game breh. Cast a wide net a lower your standards. :ehh:
 

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Are you just trying to f*ck?
I don't understand why men feel the need to beat around the bush and/or play games. My {old} fwb & I met off tinder. For like a month he was making small talk about nothing. Then I think one day I was like 'tell me what you're really looking for'. And then he said he wanted to f*ck and I was like! 'alright let me know when'. Him: :gladbron:

:manny:
 

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Are you just trying to f*ck?
I don't understand why men feel the need to beat around the bush and/or play games. My {old} fwb & I met off tinder. For like a month he was making small talk about nothing. Then I think one day I was like 'tell me what you're really looking for'. And then he said he wanted to f*ck and I was like! 'alright let me know when'. Him: :gladbron:

:manny:
Yah, basically, but more than once of course.....So, from a woman's point of view, I should just tell her to come over?
 

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Are you just trying to f*ck?
I don't understand why men feel the need to beat around the bush and/or play games. My {old} fwb & I met off tinder. For like a month he was making small talk about nothing. Then I think one day I was like 'tell me what you're really looking for'. And then he said he wanted to f*ck and I was like! 'alright let me know when'. Him: :gladbron:

:manny:

We need more woman to be direct like this to save everybody time.
 

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Go somewhere public first. You aint gotta spend no money, just find something to do. Go sit at a park and roast people that walk by if that's all you can come up with. Feel her out to see if she feeling you. Then ask her if she tyna go back to your crib to "blow one":shaq:

If she wit it, and come through,either

a) throw some bullshyt on tv, and work your way in by touching and feeling subtly......
Please don't just blatantly grab her p*ssy...:mjlol:
if she receptive, go in for the kill
b) smoke the gas, and straight up tell her you definitely tryna rearrange some organs:pachaha:. if she laughs....you in there.

c) smoke the gas, and pull your dikk out. If she hops on:jawalrus:, if not :francis:
 

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We need more woman to be direct like this to save everybody time.
Naw, more men just need to be direct about what they want. Had the nikka said he wanted some p*ssy from day one, he prolly wouldn't have had to wait 2 weeks to get in. I can think of multiple times I just straight was like "you tryna fukk:steviej:" and got right in.
 

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What she like to do? Does she drink/smoke? Start there.
If your goal is just to smash don't be doing day dates an shyt

If she smokes, smoke date.
Make sure you got more than one blunt/joint and a way for her to get back (If you care)
See how she is when she gets high.
Sharing a joint with a dude is cool and all, you get high, crack jokes, chill and get all retrospective or what's not....but toking with a chick might lower her inhibitions and get her all touchy feely on you if you're the type of dude to let chicks get affectionate with you. :troll: I'm that type, so smoke dates usually end with my head in their lap, listening to music/talking/flirting............which in turn sets up the outlast past for the fastbreak where I Shawn Kemp SMASH:damn: that shyt later on after she feels comfortable enough with me to give it up.:shaq:
Good luck, man.
 
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