help me learn game so i can eat in college next year

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Run game on them books.

nah im not going to learn. im just going so i can do something in the day while i wait for the gym to open. plus i mind find some hippies that are into acid and shrooms and finally find a connect.
 

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Ok then so what you talking about college for? While you waiting for the gym to open everyday you can start prepping early so you won't have to play so much catchup when the semester begins

cus im trying to bang some college bytches when i get there. thats what game i was talking about.

and in the uk there is no catchup. everybody starts the course at the same place. ill be in the class with the new people if you get what im saying.
 

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You don't even need game to get college p*ssy in the UK

Most girls are craving dikk tbh, just be confident, or at least trick them into believing you're confident

also, alcohol is your friend.

Now go eat son :eat:

ma nikka :myman:
 

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cus im trying to bang some college bytches when i get there. thats what game i was talking about.

and in the uk there is no catchup. everybody starts the course at the same place. ill be in the class with the new people if you get what im saying.

I hate to be "Mr. Reality Check" but you haven't even sniffed p*ssy and you trying to fukk college women? They will smell the similac on your breath :smugralph: Your best bet is to find some hooker, get ya dikk wet first, then proceed to approaching experienced women because right now, you not ready for anything outside of your two twins, Jesse and Jim Palmer :happycharles:
 

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I hate to be "Mr. Reality Check" but you haven't even sniffed p*ssy and you trying to fukk college women? They will smell the similac on your breath :smugralph: Your best bet is to find some hooker, get ya dikk wet first, then proceed to approaching experienced women because right now, you not ready for anything outside of your two twins, Jesse and Jim Palmer :happycharles:

you do realise college in the uk is for 16 to 30 year olds. this isnt university lol. anyone can go to these colleges. :snoop:
 

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nah im not going to learn. im just going so i can do something in the day while i wait for the gym to open. plus i mind find some hippies that are into acid and shrooms and finally find a connect.
who cares if it's community college.. why not actually do shyt in there and achieve a bit ... otherwise they're gonna kick ur ass out. You're a fukking weirdo bruh
 

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who cares if it's community college.. why not actually do shyt in there and achieve a bit ... otherwise they're gonna kick ur ass out. You're a fukking weirdo bruh

yeah im a weirdo? :comeon:

funny how noone in real life calls me a weirdo. why are you so offended by shrooms and acid? psychedelics are an invaluable tool to exploring your consciousness. you can get there from meditation but it takes ridicilous amount of years and dedicated practice every day.

terence mckenna once gave this old buddhist monk some acid. and the monk goes "it was alright :manny: but nothing i havent seen before when meditating."

these old monks can reach places through meditation that are crazy to think about. im paraphrasing the story a bit but you can look it up. terence mckenna tells the story himself.
 

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yeah im a weirdo? :comeon:

funny how noone in real life calls me a weirdo. why are you so offended by shrooms and acid? psychedelics are an invaluable tool to exploring your consciousness. you can get there from meditation but it takes ridicilous amount of years and dedicated practice every day.

terence mckenna once gave this old buddhist monk some acid. and the monk goes "it was alright :manny: but nothing i havent seen before when meditating."

these old monks can reach places through meditation that are crazy to think about. im paraphrasing the story a bit but you can look it up. terence mckenna tells the story himself.
LOL the fukk? You're a weirdo bc ur not gonna go do shyt... just bag bytches.. when u could learn shyt and bag bytches... ur gonna turn tons of bytches off when they find out ur a fukking retard.

FYI I fukks with shrooms and acid.

Terrence mckenna is a plant btw :smile: you can look that up to.


Also the reason monks reach that level in meditation is because their brain can go into gamma (or is it theta?)waves without much effort... supposedly takes about 15 years.
 
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LOL the fukk? You're a weirdo bc ur not gonna go do shyt... just bag bytches.. when u could learn shyt and bag bytches... ur gonna turn tons of bytches off when they find out ur a fukking retard.

FYI I fukks with shrooms and acid.

Terrence mckenna is a plant btw :smile: you can look that up to.


Also the reason monks reach that level in meditation is because their brain can go into gamma waves without much effort... supposedly takes about 15 years.

theres nothing there that i cant learn at the local library for free. only reason im going is so theres something else to put on my cv. :skip:

and what kind of fulkery os this about my boy terence. he aint no plant. :childplease: that nikkas tumor was the shape of a magic mushroom :skip:
 

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theres nothing there that i cant learn at the local library for free. only reason im going is so theres something else to put on my cv. :skip:

and what kind of fulkery os this about my boy terence. he aint no plant. :childplease: that nikkas tumor was the shape of a magic mushroom :skip:
yeah but if you fail at everything there.. I doubt that shyt will do you any good. Your boy Terrence is a motherfukking plant... had half the world participating in an experiment without knowing.
 

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yeah but if you fail at everything there.. I doubt that shyt will do you any good. Your boy Terrence is a motherfukking plant... had half the world participating in an experiment without knowing.

he had half the world exploring their conciousness and freeing themselves from this capitalist bullshyt. the governemnt couldnt wait till that hippy stage was over. they dont want a world like that full of happy and peaceful people.
 

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he had half the world exploring their conciousness and freeing themselves from this capitalist bullshyt. the governemnt couldnt wait till that hippy stage was over. they dont want a world like that full of happy and peaceful people.
:russ: OK nikka

The experiment was designed by your country too


:manny:

What's that gotta do with your inability to make good decisions?:mjpls:
 
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