Help Me To Be Laid Up At Cougar's Crib

[Rozay Oro]

I want to get the fukk out my mom crib. I aint trying to share an apartment with some homies. How do I just be laid up at an older woman crib like a bum lmao. I plan to start working out daily in the morning.

Where do I find some lonely older woman who want young dikk?

 

[Oldschooler]

Dudes at cougar clubs be aggressive as shyt becareful you don't get knocked out by 50+ year olds at the end of the night fighting over grandma.

 

[Double J]

Homeboy got it mastered

 

[Blessings]

Tinder/Bumble/Hinge
If you're really about that life lol FetLife

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Homeboy got it mastered

Wake up with your hands and ass missing, brehs

 

[Rozay Oro]

Tinder/Bumble/Hinge
If you're really about that life lol FetLife

Just googled FetLife. I'd have to get in shape first. I don't want to mess with cacs.

 

[Rozay Oro]

Dudes at cougar clubs be aggressive as shyt becareful you don't get knocked out by 50+ year olds at the end of the night fighting over grandma.

 

[Gold]

stay with your moms and stack bread.

Dont be silly

 

[blqbird]

Just googled FetLife. I'd have to get in shape first. I don't want to mess with cacs.

It ain't no joke over there breh. bytches are really with the shyts when it comes to hooking up. I'm not ready either.

 

[Max.]

Fetlife?

 

[Dreamzeedream]

You gotta start shoting your

 

[10bandz]

this nikkas threads are all trolling

 

[Rozay Oro]

this nikkas threads are all trolling

I'm not a troll lmao. My life is just so trash and I overthink while being scatterbrained makes it come out as fukkery. Honestly p*ssy shouldn't be such a big factor but it just is to me. I didn't have the confidence nor fashion sense when I was younger. So now I'm playing catch up.

I can see how the shyt is funny but really low-key it's devastating, sometimes I think I should pursuit stand up comedy. My life is full of Ls that y'all find funny.

 

[Cat piss martini]

sounds like youre ready for the fat white girl
stimulus package.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Stay wit your moms she better than these god forsaken hoes