Here's Mark Cuban's advice for whoever wins the $1.4 billion Powerball lottery

[Buckeye Fever]

You could surprise her with the His and Hers combo.

The looks on her female co-workers' faces

 

[Splash]

My snapchat gonna make Khaleds look like childs play.

Gonna buy a real lion Then have it fight a gorilla so we can settle this shyt

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

My snapchat gonna make Khaleds look like childs play.

Gonna buy a real lion Then have it fight a gorilla so we can settle this shyt

what about 10 gorillas..... vs 100 brock lesners



we got money now... we can hire 100 big ass goons no problem... film it.... sell it on stream...


mo money, mo money, mo money

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Man, imagine if you won and NOBODY knew, and some dope boy just bought a new whip, thinkin he stuntin and postin on ig & fb "all you broke boyz in the city, catch up. NOBODY ballin like me in this bytch!"

Then, you go online and buy a car and have it shipped to you. Somethin like a 2016 Lambo. Then you pull up at pump 4 while he on pump 5 and he just sittin there lookin like

 

[Box Cutta]

1) Student loans paid off....

2) Immediate family taken care of....

3) House....

4) Keep the same car I have now....

5) Coke & Escorts....

 

[Vinny Lupton]

Winning $1 billion and it having to be public, if you got kids that's fukked. Even if you don't have kids, somebody is gonna kidnap your mama. I'd send my family members that I like to Canada to lay low before I came forward

 

[The Refiner]

You shouldnt. You should have multiple accounts in multiple banks. I say in increments of 10-20 million. Don't put all your eggs on one basket

Hell no. That's TOO many ppl at TOO many different banks knowing I'm worth millions.

I'd be way too paranoid with that money, and for good reason.

 

[Frida Giezman]

That's not even remotely funny...

I take great pleasure in knowing your worthless fantasizing azz spending the last little bit change you got from your measly job you drag yourself to daily will never hit the powerball.

There's therapy for that you'll be aight

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

What bout if you went to a PWI

i wouldnt give them a dime

i would donate to the united negro college fund instead
or pay for some black teens education

 

[The ADD]

Spread the cash in multiple banks.

 

[The ADD]

My snapchat gonna make Khaleds look like childs play.

Gonna buy a real lion Then have it fight a gorilla so we can settle this shyt

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[Pete Wrigley]

my family wouldn't even know i won that shyt. would probably just put the shyt in the bank and live off of 40k or less per year after buying a couple of things.

Breh, check your state. In some states, you cannot be anonymous in your winnings.

 

[Firefly]

I heard the thing to do os to set up people to run fairly basic business like an apt complex...not a slumlord, but something is always generating income.

shyt with that money I'd buy a hotel somewhere tropical and renovate the whole top floor for myself and fam. New primary residence. Sit out on the roof deck by the pool chilling and traveling finding new shyt to do. And when you go home it's like vacation all over again.

 

[puppetmaster]

My snapchat gonna make Khaleds look like childs play.

Gonna buy a real lion Then have it fight a gorilla so we can settle this shyt

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Was yesterday the last day to get a ticket? Or today?