*phone rings*
Dooby:"Hello?"
Random Goon:"You're dead! We know where you live! We'll be there in 10 minutes to kill you and your entire family!"
Dooby:"I think not. I have Microsoft Essentials".
Fred.
Goon:Loads up 7 Proxy hops on VPN to another VPN begins brute force hack because Dooby left open remote desktop option available.
DOOBY HAS MS ESSESNTIAL *Shut down terminal*
"Hello?"
"You're dead! We know where you live! We'll be there in 10 minutes to kill you and your entire family!"
"I think not. I have Microsoft Essentials".
or email?
or address? 
pay and theyll tell you where she working at

