High School Memories

[darryl]

Share if you have any

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Winning states Jr year. Snapping my racquet over my knee Sr year.

 

[blockburna420]

blazing up for the first time


long story short i told my ex she had a sexy booty crack...

we was dying laughing at "booty crack" for at least 20mins

 

[Jay Kast]

Dropping a loaded .25 out of my coat pocket when I tossed it over the desk in social studies. I came in late (as usual) were watching a movie and everyone heard the metal hit the ground yet no one turned to look except my boy, Napoleon. Picked that shyt up with the quickness.

Fingered this chubby bytch named Dionna in the hallway during class. Did the smell test and oh my! STILL till this day the worst p*ssy I've ever smelled. Washed my hands a dozen times and it was still stank. Had to let that shyt evaporate into the atmosphere.

Was getting my dikk sucked in the varsity locker room and the security guard came in. We stayed quiet and watched until he left but he got undressed for some reason and just started walking around the locker room whistling. Weird shyt.

Was getting my dikk sucked in the girls bathroom, custodian came in. Stood on the toilet and she sat on the toilet until they left.

Uhh running through my mental rolodex.. all I did was skip, smoke and have sex.

I remember I had a stomach virus and had to shyt so bad. I was skipping () and the urge hit me out of no where. I was outside and had to run in the building fast as hell - realized I wouldn't make it to the student bathroom so I hit the custodian bathroom. Got to the toilet and as soon as I pulled my pants down it all came out like sludge (Im sorry mama) in my boxers and the toilet. I finished and panicked didnt know what to do so I hobbled over to the sink and washed my boxers out then threw them away in the trash. Called my moms and got the fukk up outta there. fukked up thing is, Im OCD and that moment forever haunts me as one of my most shameful actions. Yall might think Im exaggerating but whenever I think about it I always imagine receiving a piece of mail saying, "I know what you did in the janitors bathroom", wit a picture of some stained boxers. Have to go fukkin change my name, move and get plastic surgery.

I remember back when N.W.O. was poppin and every kid was into wrestling (except for me, I just pretended to like pretend fighting) some kids would go around and D.D.T. people or do the Stone Cold Stunner on unsuspecting students. One day, a 15 yr old kid named Ramon got caught slipping and they got him but he fukked around and had a seizure. They sent him to the hospital then he went home later that day. Well Ramon was my best friends cousin so when we get out of school we walked to his house to check on him. Ambulance was just pulling up and we looked in the house from the sidewalk and seen Ramon dead sitting slouched over on the toilet. RIP Ramon.

The weird ass security guard got accused of fukking and harassing multiple girls at our school, nothing ever came of it.

Uhhh was on academic probation for the entire duration of high school. I often brought home 0.6 GPA report cards and my moms would just look at me like . They knew I was smart (I dont think Im as smart as they thought lol) so they let me graduate but I couldn't walk across the stage and get my diploma. They sent it in the mail. Let my parents down on that one.

I got so many stories..

 

[Kerkum]

Those legendary Friday chilli bread bowls

 

[Y2Dre]

My boy forgot to do his biology project on Tornados so he brought the whole class over to a sink, filled it up, let the water out and let it go down a drain.

Then he goes “see, that’s a tornado. The end.”

Me and my other friend was on the floor dying.

Yes, he failed.

 

[Lurk_skward]

Grabbing ass & t*ts and getting away with it

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Was that nikka selling frooties and always asking for a pen

 

[Squidward24]

eh highschool sucked, it was mainly about getting good grades every year for me. University was the best though, more freedom and its when you really know what to do with your life after this. Its also where you meet your true friends(your highschool friends for the majority go to diff schools so you lose contact with them)

 

[Lord_nikon]

Dropping a loaded .25 out of my coat pocket when I tossed it over the desk in social studies. I came in late (as usual) were watching a movie and everyone heard the metal hit the ground yet no one turned to look except my boy, Napoleon. Picked that shyt up with the quickness.

Fingered this chubby bytch named Dionna in the hallway during class. Did the smell test and oh my! STILL till this day the worst p*ssy I've ever smelled. Washed my hands a dozen times and it was still stank. Had to let that shyt evaporate into the atmosphere.

Was getting my dikk sucked in the varsity locker room and the security guard came in. We stayed quiet and watched until he left but he got undressed for some reason and just started walking around the locker room whistling. Weird shyt.

Was getting my dikk sucked in the girls bathroom, custodian came in. Stood on the toilet and she sat on the toilet until they left.

Uhh running through my mental rolodex.. all I did was skip, smoke and have sex.

I remember I had a stomach virus and had to shyt so bad. I was skipping () and the urge hit me out of no where. I was outside and had to run in the building fast as hell - realized I wouldn't make it to the student bathroom so I hit the custodian bathroom. Got to the toilet and as soon as I pulled my pants down it all came out like sludge (Im sorry mama) in my boxers and the toilet. I finished and panicked didnt know what to do so I hobbled over to the sink and washed my boxers out then threw them away in the trash. Called my moms and got the fukk up outta there. fukked up thing is, Im OCD and that moment forever haunts me as one of my most shameful actions. Yall might think Im exaggerating but whenever I think about it I always imagine receiving a piece of mail saying, "I know what you did in the janitors bathroom", wit a picture of some stained boxers. Have to go fukkin change my name, move and get plastic surgery.

I remember back when N.W.O. was poppin and every kid was into wrestling (except for me, I just pretended to like pretend fighting) some kids would go around and D.D.T. people or do the Stone Cold Stunner on unsuspecting students. One day, a 15 yr old kid named Ramon got caught slipping and they got him but he fukked around and had a seizure. They sent him to the hospital then he went home later that day. Well Ramon was my best friends cousin so when we get out of school we walked to his house to check on him. Ambulance was just pulling up and we looked in the house from the sidewalk and seen Ramon dead sitting slouched over on the toilet. RIP Ramon.

The weird ass security guard got accused of fukking and harassing multiple girls at our school, nothing ever came of it.

Uhhh was on academic probation for the entire duration of high school. I often brought home 0.6 GPA report cards and my moms would just look at me like . They knew I was smart (I dont think Im as smart as they thought lol) so they let me graduate but I couldn't walk across the stage and get my diploma. They sent it in the mail. Let my parents down on that one.

I got so many stories..

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

I was a clandestine confectionery entrepreneur, my school had banned selling candy. That's it.

If high school was the best time of your life I feel sorry for you

 

[boriquaking]

I have no memories of high school

 

[FSP]

dawg, I have very few memories of high school and the shyt I do remember I don't even want to.

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

buncha'

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Four touchdowns in one game. Polk high was where a legend was born